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Are you the sort of person who finds farts highly amusing? I know I am. :cool: I totally farted in Physics yesterday and it was quite loud and also smelly and my friends and I laughed so much that our teacher had to come over and tell us to shut up or get the hell out - which was odd, as we were so hysterical that the laughter had turned silent and painful.
Oh man, I love being immature.
@_@
I totally find farts amusing! I farted in the store once (silent but deadly) and I blamed it on some guy. He got all pissed at me, I was laughing so hard. I love being immature too :)
I just don't like it when my friends do it in my face when I am sleeping...with my mouth open...
LMAO!!
Girls don't fart.
Well, guys as a general rule fart far more freely then girls do. So whenever I'm hanging around with guys they fart all the time and think nothing of it, but if I'm with my girlfriends, unless its a really close girlfriend, then we kind of dont...or if we do we act like we havn't. ;)
It was all different when I was younger however, we used to fart all the time, the louder the funnier. I never did loud ones though :cry:
It's just way more funnier if girls fart:D or burp.:) Then mostly they'ld go like excuse-me -_- guys aren't usually bothered AT ALL to apologise.:D
Not really....
*usually ^_^
This is the truth. In my 19 years of being alive, I have yet to hear a girl fart.Quote:
Originally Posted by nik0tine
You haven't? In my 15 years of life, I have heard a bunch of girls fart. Where have you been?
Norway
Note to self: Girls don't fart in Norway.:cool: Wow, each day i learn a little bit more.
Now is that only Norwegian girls, or all girls in Norwegia, as well the tourists? (it's got something to do with the climate?)
Is it cold there? Because its impossible to fart when its cold out!
......i haven't actually paid attention to that: if i could fart when it's cold. So everyone in Norwegia can't fart??
Man, it must be painful to live in Norway :(
We're rich so we travel to Spain once a year to fart.
once a year!? Man, I'd be in pain if I could only fart once a year. I don't think I could even walk, or breath for that matter!
The only amusing thing about farts is the sound. I'll laugh. But then the smell comes and then I get angry. Yuck. The guy friends that I have never fart, which I find odd. And the only girl friend that I'm close to farts a lot. Girls fart more than guys over here!
Over where, exactly?
Over you exactly. I'm with kikimm on this one.
Nice comeback B)Quote:
Originally Posted by Jess
When I was in Korea for a year I never once heard a Korean fart, man or woman. To make up for it my buddy Coyle and I would fart on the bus or subway to let them know what they were missing.
Well done!Quote:
Originally Posted by theundeadhero
Luckily enough, my male friends don't fart that much. But they could sing opera burping, if they wanted to. =_=
The lads fart all the time in lesson, It would be funny if they didn't smell so bad @_@
Hahaha :lol: ... This thread is quite amusing! ^^ Anyways, I do find farts a little amusing, as for the sound is quite funny!! But the smell... eiw... I just hate the smell... it's so... undescribable... hehehe! Sometimes, I want to fart so that I can get the air in my body out... but its very embarrassing for us girls so I just do it somewhere where no one can see me... :p
It's all fun and games until someone follows through.
I'm going to assume you speak from experience, Dan.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kyono
Wtf is wrong with you people? lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Spiffing Cheese
-LYCHON
I LOVE TO RIP ASS!!! WHOOOHOOO HOOO!
WE LOVE TO DO THAT DOWN HERE IN THE NORTH!!!!
YAH!!!! UMPH!!!! YAH!!!!!
YEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA!
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I don't find them to be all that amusing. I've been tortured by the smell far too many times to get any enjoyment out of them anymore.
some reps from tampax came to my school to give a talk about girly stuff and in front of about 30 other girls i farted so loud that even the teachers were giggling. i don't think the ladies from tampax were impressed though...
I am far too tortured by this as well. No one laughs at fart jokes anymore (which is a good thing) at my school, because this time a joke went too far. Someone took a dump in the stairwell, so the smell rose slowly, slowly, slowly...
AND BAM the smell makes everyone nearly pass out, and it stuck around even after it was cleaned up. I actually had to walk up the stiarwell after someone dumped in it. Good thing I didn't have to see or go anywhere near it.
This happened today, too.
NO! crap jokes are different than fart jokes...Trust me.
Its funny if it dosnet reek. If they had meat, eggs or vegs @_@
*passes out*
Yeah I had the flu really bad this one time and ate nothing but oranges so it was all orange and stuff. It was pretty rank.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spiffing Cheese
Two words:
Dairy and Citrus.
Are we still talking about farts?
Oh man, i once ate two cans of cocktail weenies, and drank lots of water with that: afterwards that evening, i couldn't stop farting:eek:
I actually like the smell of my own farts. Other people don't seem to feel the same way though. :(
Are you in kindergarten? Because who actually dumps in a stairwell other than little kids? Man, I wouldn't wanna live where you live.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Tavrobel
My friend's dad can fart on purpose which kind freaks me out.
:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by friedpork
:D AWSUM
I can only burp, vommit, and cry on purpose.
^^
Well done. Really. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Kyono
This topic screams wrongness! From teenage years onwards, you should hide your farting antics!
Why? :mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaun
Because it might blow (almost literally) one of your only chances with a girl (or a guy in your case), and it doesn't look good! Humans naturally fart many times a day, but anyone knows you shouldn't do it in public intentionally! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Spiffing Cheese
You should only do it in public intentionally if there's somebody else to blame. Like if you're in Tesco, and you fart, and leave whoever's there with you with the smell... and they get blamed... Now THAT, my friend, is funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaun
Now, here we are having a conversation about places to fart. Most mature, aren't we? :D Heh, I wouldn't dream of doing that myself. I did something similar a few years back, but it's not quite the same. I used to buy stink bombs and set them off on buses. Now THAT was funny. :p Of course, I don't do that anymore.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spiffing Cheese
Coming to think of it, I lately found some three-year-old fart spray. Jesus, it smelt foul.
Who wants to be MATURE? Dude, it takes all the fun out of everything.
Well, it was three years old. What did you expect?
Well, you're going to have to be mature ONE day. ;) I mean, you're not going to be doing armpit farts in the middle of a meeting when you're an adult, are you? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Spiffing Cheese
I expected it to smell like a fart, gone three years bad. Not the most unimaginably bad smell ever. Seriously, I'll mail it to you or something if I still have it and you'll find out yourself. I don't think any smell could match its vileness.
I find them amusing enough to be giggling a lot everytime the word is used. It's fun to be 4.
I JUST DID IT!!! YAH!!!! UMMMMM HMMMM YAHHHHH!:tonberry:
I agree.... What kind of person farts on purpose???Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaun
....Some people here, i suppose...
Anyway, most people say i mature for my age, but i have never found fart jokes funny, not even when i was four (or around that age)
People who fart on purpose make me sick :eep: