A Tribute to the Best Thread in the World

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06-19-2006, 04:35 AM
Dignified Pauper

A Tribute to the Best Thread in the World

Long time ago me and my brother Neel here,
we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny Shinra... in the middle... of the road.
And he said:

"Post the best thread in the world, or I'll eat your soul." (soul)

Well me and Neel, we looked at each other,
and we each said... "Okay."

And we posted the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Thread in the World, it was The Best Thread in the World.

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the grass doth grow...

Needless to say, the knight was stunned.
Whip-crack went his Whoopy tail,
And the knight was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but brown."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest Thread in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest Thread in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Thread in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest Thread in the World,
All right! It was the best muthasmurfin' post the greatest thread in the world.

And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the thread we post on that fateful night it didn't actually read
anything like this post.

This is just a tribute! You gotta believe it!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, smurf! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.

All right! All right!
06-19-2006, 04:46 AM
DK

xD
06-19-2006, 04:50 AM
Acid Raine

http://steelturman.typepad.com/photo...ized/wtf_1.JPG
06-19-2006, 05:25 AM
nik0tine

Too much text.
06-19-2006, 05:31 AM
TurkSlayer

The combination of the Dignified Pauper and Tenacious D's brillance made this masterpiece. Thank you Jack Black, for giving us hope for the future.
06-19-2006, 05:33 AM
Del Murder

How about we post our favorite threads and not spam.

I have seen many good ones over the years. Here's one:

http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=20688
06-19-2006, 05:36 AM
Yamaneko

I still don't believe Del Murder's Eyeson is actually Del Murder's Eyeson.
06-19-2006, 05:37 AM
Del Murder

It was at the time.

Here is another thread I really enjoy for some reason. It has no relevance to the Eyeson in-crowd, doesn't involve a lot of spamming, and isn't about some banned member yelling, but maybe that's why I like it.

http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=60898
06-19-2006, 05:39 AM
Yamaneko

Did Warner Bros. sue you?
06-19-2006, 05:40 AM
Meat Puppet

The word "this" is a link

I don't think I've ever been involved in a thread I considered greatest thread ever. After a recent journey through the archives I found this, which I rather enjoyed. I don't know if it's the best thread ever but I did laugh quite a few times while I was reading it.
06-19-2006, 05:41 AM
Zeromus_X

Yeah, Tenacious D is great.

Of course, it goes without saying...

Edit: I also loved 'tell me how to play'. Shame it started dumbing down near the end. If they carried it on all the way...it would've rivaled Cheese.
06-19-2006, 05:46 AM
Del Murder

The staff loved that one so much we made Necro a Knight.

The Staff Forum has a lot of great threads. It's too bad most of you can't see them. However, one of my favorites of all time from there is available to be seen:

http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=59351
06-19-2006, 06:01 AM
KentaRawr!

http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=75276

Quote:

Timmy, you are banned for asking this stupid question.

Win. No question.
06-19-2006, 06:09 AM
G SpOtZ

I thought a lot of Future Esthar's threads were hilarious.

But I got in trouble.

For attacking him.

A lot.

=(

The theories were ridiculously awesome though.
06-19-2006, 06:12 AM
-N-

How about we spam and not post our favorite threads.

Marick you rock my world. :up:
06-19-2006, 06:13 AM
KentaRawr!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loony BoB

5) Cid wants to make the brown theme the ownly theme at EoFF. Many Staffers would rather die than see this happen, so they step down in protest.

I would have expected Award Guy's only cousin's nephew's grandfather's mother's sister's half-son to spell well. I guess I was wrong. :(
06-19-2006, 06:28 AM
Madonna

I searched both Neel's and Marick's started threads and I can only assume that the Greatest Thread in the World got pruned. :|
06-19-2006, 08:57 AM
starseeker

That song looked like the worst version of Hotel California I have ever seen.
06-19-2006, 10:26 AM
Shaun

O.o'
06-19-2006, 11:55 AM
Loony BoB

http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=73429

I've read that post at least five times, probably a bunch more by now. It's good stuff.

I suppose I could just link this though. His threads generally are greatness. There's a good reason why every one of his General Chat threads have eventually been archived.
06-24-2006, 02:37 PM
Dignified Pauper

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neel Hates Clout's Guts

How about we spam and not post our favorite threads.

Marick you rock my world. :up:

Neel, you brownify my world.
06-24-2006, 02:51 PM
Old Manus

I can't be bothered to link to the wtf thread, so I'll just imagine you all saw it.
06-24-2006, 03:17 PM
Sergeant Hartman

Tenacious D to the max!!!
06-24-2006, 05:48 PM
Freya

I heart you! See --> :heart:
06-24-2006, 06:05 PM
eestlinc

Tenacious D sucks.

Greatest thread: http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=83718

too bad nobody even posted in it.

then there's this one: http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=74341

man this one was good too: http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=75662

and this! http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=64536

and finally: http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=50519

man I make the best threads *archives self*
06-25-2006, 12:49 AM
Zeromus_X

I didn't realise the staff has such hilarious threads...it's rather disturbing, really.
06-25-2006, 03:41 AM
fantasyjunkie

I laughed out loud for a loooong time when I read this. Tenacious D FTW!
06-25-2006, 03:55 AM
Christmas

http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=76549
06-25-2006, 03:56 AM
SammieBabe

This thread was fun...:)
http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=69278
06-25-2006, 04:08 AM
Doomie

I really liked the thread where BoB said a riddle and everybody else asked questions. That was fun. =]

Spats thread in the archives was great, as was the Cidism thread. And let's never forget: "Uncy Crash". xD
06-25-2006, 04:09 AM
SammieBabe

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doomie

I really liked the thread where BoB said a riddle and everybody else asked questions. That was fun. =]

Spats thread in the archives was great, as was the Cidism thread. And let's never forget: "Uncy Crash". xD

xD
Part of the reason I loved that thread was because it pissed him off...
06-25-2006, 04:23 AM
Avarice-ness

*sings along with the music in her head*
<3.
06-25-2006, 04:29 AM
Mittopotahis

http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=85571
Sorry to all the people who have an EoEO ban, you won't be able to see it.