People say men rule the world...

I say ha we do not!
If men ruled the world...

Any fake number a girl gave you would automatically forward to their real number.
Nodding and looking at your watch would become accetable for "I love you"
Halmark would make "sorry I forgot your name" cards
When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you dirring the game, she would appear in a little box at timeouts.
Instead of a beer belly you would get beer biceps.
Valentines day would be moved to Febuary 29th, so it only comes on leap years.
Breaking up would be a lot easier. A slap on the tush and a "Good try, you'll get em next time!" would be fine.
The victors in any atletic event would kill then eat the losers.
Tanks would be FAR easier to rent.
Telephones would automatically turn off after 30 seconds of conversation.
It would be completely acceptible for you and 25 of your friend to wear horned helmetsand go pilage a near by town.

discuss.

You forgot loincloths being socially acceptable pieces of clothing attire.

One day.

If Men ruled the world, then we'd all be doomed.

Interestingly enough, our planet is dying as we speak. :shifty:

I don't know about men, but if I ruled the world, Bert in a loincloth would be perfectly acceptable. I mean, MANDATORY. :greenie:

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Originally Posted by Bert

It would be completely acceptible for you and 25 of your friend to wear horned helmetsand go pilage a near by town.

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Yes.

:p Yeah. Beer sandwiches, too.

I should be able to walk around naked because who wants to take the time to get the stain out of my shirt?

If men ruled the world, the world would be no different

All fruit will be boob shaped, not just melons, apples, and cabbage.

And Tidus, Wakka and Seymour would be the cast of FFX-2

Cabbage isn't a fruit.

only if...

Roses would grow on trees

If men ruled the world there would be no world

nah wait...maybe roses wouldn't grow at all

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Originally Posted by Bert

Halmark would make "sorry I forgot your name" cards

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I can get behind that, and I'm not even male. :D

If men ruled the world, caggabe would be a fruit.

>>> We would fat ourselves without worrying about our looks..

When my wife is pissed and yelling what do I say?
1. yes Dear
2. No dear
3. Your'e perfectly right dear
4. Right away dear
Men ruling the world? Riiiiiiiiight

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Originally Posted by fantasyjunkie

When my wife is pissed and yelling what do I say?
1. yes Dear
2. No dear
3. Your'e perfectly right dear
4. Right away dear
Men ruling the world? Riiiiiiiiight

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That made me think of one of my dad's jokes:
I always have the last word. It's 'Yes, Dear'

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Originally Posted by fantasyjunkie

When my wife is pissed and yelling what do I say?
1. yes Dear
2. No dear
3. Your'e perfectly right dear
4. Right away dear
Men ruling the world? Riiiiiiiiight

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Well, see, we're not going to rule the world if men don't grow some testicles and not become whipped. I mean really.

srsly.

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Originally Posted by Spaceman Spiff

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Originally Posted by fantasyjunkie

When my wife is pissed and yelling what do I say?
1. yes Dear
2. No dear
3. Your'e perfectly right dear
4. Right away dear
Men ruling the world? Riiiiiiiiight

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Well, see, we're not going to rule the world if men don't grow some testicles and not become whipped. I mean really.

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You tell her what's what....and after the remove your testicles from your nasal cavity, we'll see where we stand.

Aw, it's okay. :greenie: We still love you.

if men ruled the world. We would be able to carry around big bonking sticks to knock out large hip boned/breasted women and do as we please w/ them. Sounds like fun times.

Sounds sick an perverted to me.

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Originally Posted by Levian

All fruit will be boob shaped, not just melons, apples, and cabbage.

And Tidus, Wakka and Seymour would be the cast of FFX-2

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If my boobs looked like cabbages I would be so worried x__x All wrinkly and smell funny :rolleyes2

And Bert...I think I love you! :love:

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And Tidus, Wakka and Seymour would be the cast of FFX-2

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OMFG NO.

just take out Pain and put in LuLu, make less stupid girl talk and longer more detailed clothing changes when you change jobs, thats X-2 for men.

seriously Yuna, rikku, lulu changing clothes and kicking ass would be the awsome.

who in thier right mind wants Wakka and seymour at all... *shudder* those 2 were annoying.
wakka is a racist bigot and seymour is an effeminate Pshyco.

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Originally Posted by Spaceman Spiff

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Originally Posted by fantasyjunkie

When my wife is pissed and yelling what do I say?
1. yes Dear
2. No dear
3. Your'e perfectly right dear
4. Right away dear
Men ruling the world? Riiiiiiiiight

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Well, see, we're not going to rule the world if men don't grow some testicles and not become whipped. I mean really.

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You tell her what's what....and after the remove your testicles from your nasal cavity, we'll see where we stand.

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I tell you what, if some chick tried to tell me what to do she's be out the door in a heartbeat.