if u could be cloud what would u have changed
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if u could be cloud what would u have changed
I would have gotten closer to tifa...just a couple feet could have done
well enough for me twice naked...
Just playing the twice naked game...didnt mean anything by that, twice naked.
That's right kiddies you need a glue on mustache and a fake ID to play my version of the game.
Meet me out back in the dark ally and Ill slip you a copy for real cheap. just give me all of your years savings money.
Or Just call 1800 starwars now.
Ps: I don't really have a copy of the sort... just in case....
Do a bit of onscreen flashing. I know some of the girls on these forums would probably appreciate it
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Originally Posted by mobiletype
i like the wepons and all but it would be great if cloud kept getting newer attachments on his buster blade so by the end of the game u had the ultimate blade
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Originally Posted by finalfantasyguy4ever
I would get closer to tifa. I was just making a funny or trying mildly. Tifa is a nice girl and cloud would be good with her.
Cloud is looked down on by me for not getting closer to tifa. He is strong physically but in my opinion his emo strenght is enough to sink all of pearl harbor straight to the bottom.
If I was a clone I wouldnt act the same way he did. I would feel more secure I wouldnt wonder where I came from and truthfully no one could ever tell me why I was created because no one can take away what you do for yourself in life. They can dork you or change things but in the end its you doing the changes to and for yourself that matter once again. In most cases.
I would get over being a clone and the whole game wouldnt be me going insane over the truth....
Id be with tifa in aloving relationship and I would forget about my dark and hurtfull past.
Id make the game and character alot better if he were me atleast in my opinion.
I'd kill Cat Sith.
I wouldn't wear tight, purple clothing and would chop down Aeris myself at COTA. Why should Sephiroth get all the fun?
How about not risking my life to save the world cause I'm a pansy? Yeah, that sounds good. Although I would make my way to Kalm. I always liked Kalm. But after that, no more monster fighting. I'm done.
You gotta space out the "twice" and the "naked."Quote:
Originally Posted by lovehurts
I would know, because I pretty much invented it.
Seriously.
As for being Cloud, I would totally do Aeris, then I would totally do Tifa, then I'd totally kill Aeris after she starts saying "omg I just knew I'd marry the guy I lost my virginity to" and I'd be like "omfg we're not getting married" and Tifa would be like "it's cool I don't wanna get married" and then I'd be like "you're cool let's do it again."
Well, not really. It'd go more like this.
Me: Hey Seph, cool sword. Wanna go to Spira after I help you rape this world?
Sephy: Sure. So you know about Spira, huh?
Me: Yeah. Pretty crazy stuff. Can I take Tifa?
Sephy: Only if I can take Cait Sith.
Me: Why do you want--
Sephy: Don't worry about it... :shifty:
Me: You have a doll+beastiality fetish, don't you?
Sephy: NO! *looks over at Red XIII*
Red: Wtf are you looking at?
Sephy: Nothing! *stab*
Red: *bleeds* ... *dies*
Me: Haha. Ew.
*After meteor-izing Gaia, we end up in Spira with Cait Sith and Tifa*
Sephy: I kinda feel like screwing up this world too.
Me: Then where would we go?
Sephy: I was kind of supposed to become one with Gaia, so now I gotta become one with Spira.
Me: Can I?
Sephy: No only I can.
Me: Wtf?
Sephy: Dude, you weren't like, chosen.
Me: Well that's a sh*tty cliché.
Sephy: Sorry.
Me: Eh, at least in our era, we don't have to deal with that pansy Tidus.
Sephy: I heard about that. I totally would have killed him.
Me: Me too.
Tifa: I'm still here, you know. When can we go to Besaid?
Cait Sith: Let me roll some dice!
Me: Please let me kill him, Seph.
Sephy: ... But I'm not done with him, yet.
Me: O_o
Tifa: O_o
Cait Sith: O_o ... ;)
If I were Cloud, I wouldn't have wanted to be like Sephiroth, and I myself certainly wouldn't have come out of the closet in this lifetime, purely for fear of becoming just like Sephiroth.
I woulda got a hair cut, then barret could shut the hell up.
he should have been able to change outfits and get some real hands ahaha
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Originally Posted by G SpOtZYou gotta space out the "twice" and the "naked."Quote:
Originally Posted by lovehurts
I would know, because I pretty much invented it.
Seriously.
As for being Cloud, I would totally do Aeris, then I would totally do Tifa, then I'd totally kill Aeris after she starts saying "omg I just knew I'd marry the guy I lost my virginity to" and I'd be like "omfg we're not getting married" and Tifa would be like "it's cool I don't wanna get married" and then I'd be like "you're cool let's do it again."
Well, not really. It'd go more like this.
Me: Hey Seph, cool sword. Wanna go to Spira after I help you rape this world?
Sephy: Sure. So you know about Spira, huh?
Me: Yeah. Pretty crazy stuff. Can I take Tifa?
Sephy: Only if I can take Cait Sith.
Me: Why do you want--
Sephy: Don't worry about it... :shifty:
Me: You have a doll+beastiality fetish, don't you?
Sephy: NO! *looks over at Red XIII*
Red: Wtf are you looking at?
Sephy: Nothing! *stab*
Red: *bleeds* ... *dies*
Me: Haha. Ew.
*After meteor-izing Gaia, we end up in Spira with Cait Sith and Tifa*
Sephy: I kinda feel like screwing up this world too.
Me: Then where would we go?
Sephy: I was kind of supposed to become one with Gaia, so now I gotta become one with Spira.
Me: Can I?
Sephy: No only I can.
Me: Wtf?
Sephy: Dude, you weren't like, chosen.
Me: Well that's a sh*tty cliché.
Sephy: Sorry.
Me: Eh, at least in our era, we don't have to deal with that pansy Tidus.
Sephy: I heard about that. I totally would have killed him.
Me: Me too.
Tifa: I'm still here, you know. When can we go to Besaid?
Cait Sith: Let me roll some dice!
Me: Please let me kill him, Seph.
Sephy: ... But I'm not done with him, yet.
Me: O_o
Tifa: O_o
Cait Sith: O_o ... ;)
I think it's about time Cloud changes his underwear. :(
id get a life and stop qustioning my self and id get some more with tifa
id peek, in the dress shop when Aerith says
"no peeking"
I'd go a head and cut the don's balls off anyways.
I would do Tifa.
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Originally Posted by Genji
I would've demanded that the restaurant in Sector 6 tell me when their next frickin' promotion is gonna be!
I'm serious! That was the worst marketing technique ever!
"THANKS FOR SAYING THAT THE MEAL WAS ALRIGHT! HERE'S A COUPON TO BUY SOME MEDICINE, WHICH SEEMS LIKE BLATANT SELF-INSULTING SARCASM ON OUR PART!"
OH GOD MAKE IT STOP
No hair gel.
I woulda done Tifa....and Aeris....... Yuffie ....... Scarlet .......... Shera ...... Lucrecia .......... Elmyra ............. Jenova, and pretty much every other female life form in the game that wouldn't be considered pedophilia.
I would also do Tifa and some of the other females ( not Lucretia, has no body and Vincent would kill me, and sure not Esther, ugly)
But besides that:
- Kill Dio in the Gold Saucer ( i hate this guy, calling me "Boy" evry time)
- Spend a lot of time in gold saucer, losing a lot more gil
- Start smoking and talk with Cid about the universe
Yeah that's it.
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Originally Posted by Griff
I duno, you may be pushin that with Jenova. She's got a smurfen eye on her boob:p
Tifa? Please. She'll have back problems by the time she's 30.
Id hold Don at knife point untill he agreed to put some clothes on.
i would have killed yuffie cause if u dint know what u were doing in the early game u could lose alot of money
All the time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Genji
Were I Cloud, there would be two Cids in FF7, there would be no ID crisis, and Tifa would never go to bed lonely.
Depending on Tifa's response, Aerith would either be rebuffed or invited in for some expirimentation, as would the Yuffster once older.
Lovehurts, whats this twice naked thing your talking about?
Miss Cloud wouldn't be a temporary thing.
I made a thread of it in the General forum. It's titled "Twice. Naked." I think.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stunt
You should go read it.
... Twice.
... Naked.
If I were Cloud, I'd stop wearing purple, and start fighting evil... Naked. But just once.
i would have just killed seph instead of throwing him into the lifestream
i would have had some fun with tifa
I would punch Barret everytime he made a referance to my butt being spikey:D :radred:
i wudve laid aeris in the gondola ride :D
with all my gil i would have got a moterciclye so i can ride around the world
I would kill myself so I wouldn't to whine like an emo anymore.
The hair was gay. Ya, i woulda killed myself with that hair and those god aweful clothes. Take some tips from sephy! He's PIMP ASS