Well, have they?
I've been a very careful boy, so mine haven't.
Tell us, please. In detail.
Well, have they?
I've been a very careful boy, so mine haven't.
Tell us, please. In detail.
Nope.
Nuh uh. :)
You asked for it.
There was this girl I was going out with and we were making some popcorn, while we were in the kitchen waiting for it, we started fooling around, we started making out, next thing you know, i'm pounding her on my kitchen table, she's screaming and moaning and swearing, telling me to "[img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] her harder" and what not, I'm just about to blow when my mom walks into the kitchen. I couldn't even hear her come in.
It was hell.
Not that I can remember. My parents have caught me doing some pretty weird stuff, but it has never really been embarrassing.
I have, however, been caught by parents that are not mine. For example, one guy walked into a room where his daughter and myself were kissing and... stuff. Thankfully it wasn't one of those overprotective fathers you see on television. He was just like
“Uhh... with your dinner do you uh... want one egg or uhh... two?”
That's probably not exactly what he said. There were uhhs—many uhhs—and it was about how much eggs I wanted with my dinner. I didn't really feel like eating any eggs that night, so I had none. I did eat the venison, though. And a tomato! Though I'm drifting off subject.
That particular time was embarrassing, yet the kind that was funny enough to laugh off. Not like that embarrassing that keeps coming back into mind. The one you want to forget about, but every time you try it just seems to come back stronger. Like that one time I
Can't remember. Probably because I tried too hard to forget and succeeded.
nope... *angel halo-ish*
My mom caught me masturbating when I was watching porn. didn't dare talk about what happened next.
I never did nothing embaressed! Ohhhh wait one day I was writting and singing Muse really loud with my headphones at the max and they came in after shopping and my mother laughed at me... It was embaressing for me!
I've lost track of what's embarrassing and what's not. I've been caught singing (I don't really sing very well) and at the time I remember it was embarassing because I really was singing like no one was listening. But I don't think it's the kind of embarrassing this topic is trying to draw out. :tongue:
Hmm, not that I can remember, but I have a weird thing where I catch other peoples parents doing embarrassing stuff. Like one time at a friends house, where I caugth the parents making out in the kitchen... never wanted to see that.
My mom walked in on my first girlfriend and I being intimate. That was quite the interesting scenario.
I was in the shower once pleasing myself when my mother walked in. Instead of the normal reaction of, "Oh! Sorry!" or even not saying anything at all then hurrying out the room - she continued to move in to the bathroom ( the whole time I'm trying to somewhat cover myself up ) and grabbed a few towels before saying something along the lines of, "You should lock the door," then laughed.
Understand though, my mother isn't your normal mother to begin with. I remember quite well it was my mom who was the one who so openly shared with me what felt the best in bed before I flew up to meet Myles. =/
My parents divorced and y'know the idea of having a sane stepmother was far too much in itself as she enjoyed confiding in me what my father enjoyed her doing to him in bed. ( I wish I could just forget that conversation ) This is also the woman who sent Myles and myself a whip, handcuffs, love dice, and a riding crop for Christmas.
Yes! Too many times!
That's detail for you. XDQuote:
Originally Posted by Paro
Hmm I don't think so, I'm very careful and sneaky, also my parents are very naive which helps (unless that's all an act, argh, but I don't think so...). My dad is okay but my mum likes to walk into my room without knocking or come and say hi all the time. Actually the fact that they make me too embarassed to even have a guy stay over means I've probably avoided those situations cropping up. xD
Making popcorn. Is that what they call it these days?
Apparently...
I have been quite covert with what I do, though my parents have caught me doing some very strange things...
Spinning in a rotating chair for an hour, standing on my head, drawing all over myself, be a pyromaniac inside the house, talking to spiders, moths, bugs, inanimate objects, telling plants I hate them, or hanging halfway out the window for no reason other than I can...
My parents have never walked in on me doing anything illicit. That's what hotel rooms are for.
NEVER, BECAUSE I AM A NICE CARING GIRL IN THEIR EYES. :bigsmile:
I once got caught polishing my pony. After that, I got spanked with a belt for being "immoral" ;_;
Polishing your pony, that sounds so funny, if it means what I think it means. xD How many analogies are for that already?? Do girls even have analogies for that?? Perhaps that is too much to discuss in this forum :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Agent Proto
xD Some of these stories are great.
As for me, I've never got caught doing anything more than kissing. I know my mother and house well enough to not get caught.
Me too! ^_^Quote:
Originally Posted by Christmas
You're a bastard. You should not call it that! Now when ever my little girl says, "I want a pony" I am gonna FREAK!Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent Proto
Not really, my parents caught me smoking one time. Not embarrassing, but more like [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] !!!
The weirdest thing my parents could ever catch me doing is watching my lovely tentacles, however I feel their reaction after seeing would be well worth it.
Besides, my mom can say things far stranger than anything I'd do.
For example, she walked in on my brothers with her friends and said, "You know why men like women with no teeth?" She then pulled out her top teeth and said, "Better suction," and walked out. I love my mom.
For a second I thought that Agent Proto had a pony in their bedroom and was brushing it to make it all shiny and pretty.
Who polishes a pony anyway??? At least the other analogies make sense!
I was once caught on EoFF. Needless to say, we NEVER spoke of it again.
Thanks for your replies, everyone. This is the best thread idea I've had all year.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to polish my pony...
My parents are used to the stuff i do.:rolleyes2
I invited a new friend over at my house for the first time and she overheard me talking to myself.:rolleyes2 Then i stared at her and she asked me if i was talking to myself and all i can remember thinking was..... oh [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img]! Luckily she's more of a freak then me and encourages my talking to myself abilities but now thankfully im not talking to myself nerely as much as i used to hehe......
Edit:.................... *shakes head*
A few years ago my mom came home early from a road trip. I still think that she thinks BJ had pants on because she didn't get such a good look.
Nope, I do everything in secret...
Marching the penguin. Finding Nemo. :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by Xander
Once my mom caught me kissing my (ex) girlfriend, and I was more depressed than embarrassed because she was angry about it and telling a bunch of people who had no business knowing, like my grandparents' friend. I'm just glad that's all she knows about. :D But yeah, that's the only thing she ever caught me doing.
My most embarrasing moment was when my parents caught me drinking a caffinated drink.:love:
Oh final fantasty is stinky, you're telling me a fairy tale. :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by final fantasy is stinky
I've never been caught doing something terribly embarassing, just little silly things like singing into the mirror and dancing all silly.
I don't see my parents much these days and nothing sticks out in my head right now so, I'm going to say no.:)
I got caught replying to LunarWeaver's usernotes. *Is Traumatized*
The worst is just...singing. Yeah. Unless you count getting dressed as embarrassing. Being caught in the middle of getting dressed is terrible and it happens so much cause my parents haven't let me get a lock on my door.
I'm sure you're very familiar with those.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
She wasn't voted Horniest Member for no reason. :D
Basically, yeah.Quote:
Originally Posted by kikimm
One time my mom walked in on me doing spreadsheets in Excel, but I was able to alt+tab to some porn. It was a really close call.
I've come close to being caught masturbating. Fortunatly, my grandma knocks.
My Father: " On my sheets!!!!"
My Parents fitted a lock on my door a few years ago, so I don't have to worry about that one. The reason I had to have a lock fitted was because of my rather nosey Uncle, who seems to enjoy rooting through other people's bedrooms and personal belongings. He does have rather severe mental problems, so I can forgive him for that one.Quote:
Originally Posted by DarkLadyNyara
If I didn't have a lock on my door, I'd have been caught about 100+ times by now, I think.
You do that as well? Mum's got my on video spinning around for over 40 mintues and trying to roll down our stairs...thats just plain weirdQuote:
Originally Posted by Nominus Experse
Nothing I can think of...
One thing that happened to me yesterday (?) wasn't very embarrassing and had nothing to do with my parents but, what the hey. My friend, Maxine, started talking about a guy I like, Mike, in front of our english class, and teacher. Asking me if we'd had babies yet. :mad: It was role play but I predicted she'd do it!!!!
Nothing dirty for me :shifty:
I have been caught singing very badly, it was even recorded once. I deleted it at the first oppurtunity
I'm very careful not to be caught doing anything that might result in an awkward conversation with my parents. So far so good.
Hihi! Funny thread.
Well, a parent's job IS to embarass their kids ;)
But seriously, if I ever caught my kids polishing ponies or being intimate w/ someone I'd be way more embarrassed than they would be :eek:
I did get caught by my husband's father once, in the kitchen, "getting started". But we were engaged at the time so he just said "easy kids, your mom is still awake" and winked to my husband. God, that was embarrassing!!!
xD I laughed so hard when I read that!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
Anyway, I don't remember if my parents have ever caught me doing something, but my big brother certainly has. He once caught me "spanking my monkey" to one of his porn movies in his room... very, very embarrassing!
at my friend's 12th birthday he put on a porn tape. his mam heared like 20 guys sayin "oh god yeah" and came down. He changed the cahnnel and when she came in he says "oh god that girl on home and away is hot!" she gave us all dirty looks and walked out and he put it back on!
I once got caught molesting my dog. I didn't stop.
I don't get caught, but I have had lots of close encounters.
WTF?! o.0Quote:
Originally Posted by RainecloudMy Parents fitted a lock on my door a few years ago, so I don't have to worry about that one. The reason I had to have a lock fitted was because of my rather nosey Uncle, who seems to enjoy rooting through other people's bedrooms and personal belongings. He does have rather severe mental problems, so I can forgive him for that one.Quote:
Originally Posted by DarkLadyNyara
If I didn't have a lock on my door, I'd have been caught about 100+ times by now, I think.
WTF?! o.0Quote:
Originally Posted by Quin 'n' Tonic
Yes
I'm a ninja in these arts should i say :p. I get embrassed easily so if my parents caught me "Cranking it" i'd probably die :(
Great thread.
I got caught losing my virginity in my parents bedroom when i was 15. I thought they were gone. I couldn't look at them for like, a year!
Yayaing the Sisterhood. xDDDDDDDDQuote:
Originally Posted by RyeMarching the penguin. Finding Nemo. :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by Xander
Never been caught
Pretty much something like that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Paro
My mum walked in on me having sex... twice! You'd have thought she'd learnt to knock after the first time.
How's this, I've never been caught doing anything. But my dad did give me a porno one time. I couldn't watch...it just felt wrong that he gave it to me...I'd have rather found it under his bed.
lol ok one embarrassing thing that happened though thank god it wasn't my mom who walked in. I was 14 and in the process of losing my virginity to an american girl who had lived in the uk for the last 6 - 8 months and had been going out with me for the last 5 - 6 of them. It was her last night in London and we were at the hotel she was staying at with her dad (he was over in london on business for the duration since she lived with him not her mom she came over too) and well it was a funny thing. He walks in on us both naked in bed at it like well too much detail is a bad thing, with a bottle of champagne and two glasses and just says "Hey, I thought you two might be getting a little thirsty in here" puts the glasses down along with the bottle and walks out of the room. Apparently he knew well in advance what his daughter intended to do to me that night whereas I had no idea. Still embarassing as hell for the pair of us, what do you say when the father of the girl you are deflowering walks in?
Today my mom caught me watching The Doodlebops singing You're my Buddy on Playhouse Disney. She looked at me like I'm a freak. Whatever. DeeDee pwns.
Umm, it's been pretty close if it hasn't happened.
When I lived at home, they had a history of randomly checking my intarweb's history...pun intended.
I'd have to do stuff I'd be embarassed about to have the potential to get caught.
Or be stupid about it. Something like that.
Anyway, no.
My dad busted me looking at porn once. I eventually outgrew porn, though.
my parents do far more bizarre and embarassing things than i do. i'm always secure and safe when doing something embarassing, and (knock on wood) will never be caught by anyone.
My dad caught me making love to a Moogle once....
EDIT: twice
*gives you a Klondike bar from Serge*Quote:
Originally Posted by soulist samurai
I think getting caught should be the least of your problems.Quote:
Originally Posted by soulist samurai
Remind me to ask him for that story sometime in the future :D This I gotta hear.Quote:
Originally Posted by BreinexD I laughed so hard when I read that!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
Anyway, I don't remember if my parents have ever caught me doing something, but my big brother certainly has. He once caught me "spanking my monkey" to one of his porn movies in his room... very, very embarrassing!
R2F's right. You wouldn't wanna get pregnant.Quote:
Originally Posted by RiseToFallI think getting caught should be the least of your problems.Quote:
Originally Posted by soulist samurai
It involved me, my ex and my mum not knocking on the bedroom door.
Were you playing Russian Patience? Dirty lady...
My parents have never caught me doing anything, thankfully. However, a couple of friends have walked in on me and my boyfriend. :-\
What would you do for a Klondike bar?Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Rikku's_Lover~*gives you a Klondike bar from Serge*Quote:
Originally Posted by soulist samurai
Serge asked me this yesterday and gave me a multiple choice... I picked have sex with Jenova. It was either that or have sex with Adel or be forced to rescue Rinoa every day. lolQuote:
Originally Posted by soulist samuraiWhat would you do for a Klondike bar?Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Rikku's_Lover~*gives you a Klondike bar from Serge*Quote:
Originally Posted by soulist samurai
Got caught on a porn site when I was 14 :rolleyes:
But no Moogles....Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Rikku's_Lover~Serge asked me this yesterday and gave me a multiple choice... I picked have sex with Jenova. It was either that or have sex with Adel or be forced to rescue Rinoa every day. lolQuote:
Originally Posted by soulist samuraiWhat would you do for a Klondike bar?Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Rikku's_Lover~*gives you a Klondike bar from Serge*Quote:
Originally Posted by soulist samurai
Don't knock Moogle sex!
what and interesting thread any way nope never been caught cuz im to cautious about everything really when shes not there well im just ALive with whatever in the words of a friend "Aggresive (mostly) and crazy"
and i suppose im too young to be reading this thread but ive seen worse 8D
i can make rocks :rock:
fly 8D:meditate:
same here pretty much. My moms house is quite large so it's easy to hide :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Misfit