You asked for it.


There was this girl I was going out with and we were making some popcorn, while we were in the kitchen waiting for it, we started fooling around, we started making out, next thing you know, i'm pounding her on my kitchen table, she's screaming and moaning and swearing, telling me to "[img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] her harder" and what not, I'm just about to blow when my mom walks into the kitchen. I couldn't even hear her come in.

It was hell.