Your mom!

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10-18-2006, 12:46 PM
farplaner

Your mom!

Have you ever noticed how "Your mom!" can punctuate any statement?

"I went to the grocery store to pick up some cucumbers, but your mom bought them all."

"If Hitler had had his way, he would have blown up the entire world, but luckily your mom thwarted his plans.

or:

I was going to smurf your mom, but your mom convinced me that it wasn't a good idea.

Topic: share your most intriguing "your mom" stories...
10-18-2006, 01:19 PM
Bunny

My mom died when I was fourteen.

Wait.

Your mom died when I was fourteen.

I'm bad at this.
10-18-2006, 01:21 PM
Noctivagus

This one was sorta funny

Two brother were arguing... and they pulled your mom jokes out on each other... they realised after they was 'dissing' themselves too haha
10-18-2006, 08:18 PM
Shlup

Around our circle we typically go with "your face" 'cause we like each others moms. But "your mom" is also definitely in the vocabulary.
10-18-2006, 08:20 PM
theundeadhero

My Mom is on myspace. I talk to her there more than on the phone.
10-18-2006, 08:38 PM
Old Manus

I find your Mum very attractive.
10-18-2006, 08:43 PM
Breine

Jokes about one's mom are never funny.. :(
10-18-2006, 08:48 PM
ff7+ff10 gurl 100

Well, I know this kid that changes anything negative said about him into something about that person's mom. Like this:

Boy1- 'Your so idiotic, man.'
Boy2- 'Pfft, your mom's idiotic.'

Its a little stupid. A great comeback though. Unless you like that person's mom. Or if that person doesnt have a mother. That would make it pretty offensive.
10-18-2006, 08:54 PM
McLovin'

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Manus

I find your Mum very attractive.

Your mom finds his mum very attractive.
10-18-2006, 09:07 PM
Frozen Phantom

your mom goes to college

point proven
10-19-2006, 04:18 AM
farplaner

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Your Mom!

Your Mom Encounters of the Third Kind!

*singing: "There must be some kinda' way outta' here," said the joker to your mom!
10-19-2006, 08:22 AM
Jigsaw

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

Around our circle we typically go with "your face" 'cause we like each others moms. But "your mom" is also definitely in the vocabulary.

So's yer face - the perfect reply in many a situation.
10-19-2006, 09:15 AM
vorpal blade

what about "in your mom's face!"
10-19-2006, 01:14 PM
Shaun

I think people who say that are quite childish and lack basic vocabulary.
10-19-2006, 01:17 PM
Rostum

Some mums are pretty hot, imo.
10-19-2006, 01:23 PM
DK

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

Around our circle we typically go with "your face"

Same.
10-19-2006, 03:25 PM
oddler

Human 1 - I have to go do laundry.
Human 2 - Your mom has to go do laundry!
Human 1 - Twice, naked.
10-19-2006, 03:35 PM
Twilight Edge

*in a game of DotA*

Lion: **** your mom I will pwn u!!!!
Lina: O RLY?
*Laguna Blade*
Lina Inverse has just pawned Lion's head for an extra 135 gold!
Lina Inverse has drew first blood! (+200 gold)
Lion the Demon Witch(level 7) has fallen.
Lina: HA! IN YOUR MOM'S FACE!!
10-19-2006, 04:04 PM
Quindiana Jones

What have I created....

I like it when you say to little kids "You're short." and the best reply they can think of is "Your mum!". I both metaphorically and literally pissed myself laughing when that happened.
10-20-2006, 09:59 AM
vorpal blade

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun

I think people who say that are quite childish and lack basic vocabulary.

... your mom!
10-21-2006, 01:13 AM
farplaner

Quote:

Originally Posted by vorpal blade

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun

I think people who say that are quite childish and lack basic vocabulary.

... your mom!

Yeah! :lol" I mean, "your mom" is basic vocabulary...so much for your assertion.

(ahem)

"Twice, naked...." nope, I don't think I have the hang of that one yet.
10-21-2006, 01:15 AM
Madame Adequate

Your mom and your face are both excellent interjections.