A seagull crapped on me. :mad2: I hate seagulls. Do you hate seagulls? Little turds. Discuss the most annoying bird on the planet, while I go take potshots at them out of my bedroom window.
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A seagull crapped on me. :mad2: I hate seagulls. Do you hate seagulls? Little turds. Discuss the most annoying bird on the planet, while I go take potshots at them out of my bedroom window.
I hate all birds, but undoubtedly...
The sooner Seagulls become Extinct and wiped off the Face of the Earth, the Better!
Everytime a seagull craps on you, an angel gets its wings. :angel:
Anne Robinson
Hahaha.
Well, we have Seagull Managers at work - they turn up out of nowhere, flap around making a lot of noise, crap on everyone then fly off.
Leaving everyone to take care of cleaning up the mess.
Maybe it was a lesbian seagull and crapping on you was its way of propositioning you? :confused:
My way of responding will be to shoot it. :)
I was sitting their enjoying the nice weather and a milkshake! I was totally off guard. They don't even have any honour. :mad2:
Maybe you should stay out of their pooping spots, Dan.
If it was a pooping spot there would have been poop all over the place, an d that was clearly not the case because I would not have sat there. No, they're just evil predators, and it was an attack. Cold blooded. :mad2:
Maybe it was karma, coz you hurt them unwittingly when you were a child or something. :) Your past sins returned to ha'nt you and the only way you could ever be redeemed...was to have a poopy-head?
Did it poop in your milkshake?
I think they're amusing because they sound really pathetic. They can wail like no other those seagulls.
They are extremely acurrate :mad2:
I once was given the prestigious honour of being audience to the event of a crow crapping on an infant in its baby stroller.
Oh... the tears of laughter robbed me of any breath for quite some time.
My ex girlfriend :O_O:
Haha joking.
I thought this was going to be a thread about the glory of :mad2:.
Anyway, the reason seagulls crap on you is because you are mean to them. Maybe if you donated more money to the RSPB this wouldn't happen.
You're such a liar Dan, you've never been outside.
That happened to me once, but it wasn't a seagull :(
http://www.geocities.com/chadmonkey/seagull.gif
"Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Seagull poopies are better. They leave the hair silky and smooth."
Seagulls are like pidgeons with a bad attitude.
First off do you look like a seagull?
I feel your pain, Dan, a seagull pooped on me too once. It was hella gross, but luckily it.. er... landed on a vinyll jacket so it was easily washed and not on my face. :p
If it ever lands on your face you should just pretend it's mayonnaise and eat it up. Yummy :drool:
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Not that I've ever eaten bird turd :shifty:
You shouldv'e given it aspirin or something. Its stomach will explode.
seagulls suck, and a bird crapped on me in Amsterdam :(
What were you doing in Amsterdam you naughty, naughty boy? ;) :jokey:Quote:
Originally Posted by TrowaBartonIV ^_^
Oh wait... you've said it already...
Something about seagulls sucking! :eek:
I was wondering. Why would seagulls be in a place where there is no sea?
They're just making a bad name for themselves!
I've never had the experience when a seagull took a [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] on me before. However one time a pidgeon attacked me.:(
Maybe if your hair didn't look like a flock of seagulls they wouldn't have found it an appropriate place to poop?
I crap on seagulls from tall buildings.
I bet you wish you weren't so tall now, eh? Better to be short, eh? :cool:
And this one is pretty annoying imho:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...racuanfgfg.jpg
If a bird craps on you, go play the lottery: You'll win millions.
I got bitten by a seagull once. Greedy bastard. :mad: I hate seagulls. I'd call them rats with wings, but see, rats are actually cool. Seagulls just suck.
I've told this stupid (short) story a thousand times but one time a seagull landed on my head. Thankfully it didn't poop or anything, though. But I was still like "what" I've never been pooped on, but it should happen any day now. All of my friends have gotten pooped on, so yeah. Logical conclusion.
Seagulls tried to steal my Happy Meal. Years later they would go after my funnel cake. The bastards.
I concur.Quote:
Originally Posted by Resha
Don't be silly, Resha dear, you and I both know my sins have granted me with a burden called Pooja "Farter" Bharat. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Resha
I love birds, but I can do without pigeons and crows.
xD I love you Dan.
A seagul did that to me when I was like 8, I apparently wasn't as traumatised as you though. :razz:
Here is proof that all birds are evil.
:lol: A bird did mess on me once. It was upsetting. I had dressed myself up all pretty that day as well. It was a great shame. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by RiseToFall