Man Meat

[Giga Guess]

Tofu > meat.

Grills suck.

Apparantly, I'm not very manly.

because men are more common on earth...i think..

Wrong-o, deary. Women live longer; there are more of them. Males do make up some 50.001% of births, however. We just die quickly.

Girls only live longer because their too busy with their nails... but guys die quicker because we cook on the barbecue which means we could get burnt...

And the inevitable cataclysmic explosion...