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    I was on the World of Monkey Island forum, and I found a hilarious link: a pirate translator.

    I thought you would all find it quite funny; you can actually use any typed text, or even the URL of any site and paste it in a field on that link, then have it translated to the exact words a Pirate would use. Unfortunately it doesn't work perfectly on all sites...

    For example don't use it on any Eoff link, it completely screws up the page with blank white background and all it translates are sigs (mine was translated to "Give me a Thunder-Scallywagging Usernote" ).

    EDIT: I don't think you'll be able to link to your expiriments with the URL translator. I'm pretty sure Bunny just tried to but ended but repeating my original link. Try copying and pasting excerpts from your translated URL's into a quote instead if you want to post any of your translations.
    Last edited by Vincent, Thunder God; 01-19-2007 at 04:56 AM.

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    http://www.syddware.com/cgi-bin/pirate.pl

    Quote Originally Posted by Wikipedia article on Piracy
    Th' earliest documented incidence o' sweet trade be th' exploits o' th' Sea Swabbiess who threatened th' Aegean in th' 13th century BCE. In Classical Antiquity, th' Tyrrhenians an' Thracians be known as gentleman o' fortunes. Th' isle, arrr o' Lemnos long resisted Greek influence an' remained a ha'en fer Thracian gentleman o' fortunes. Th' Latin term pirata, from which th' English "gentleman o' fortune" be derived, derives ultimately from Greek peira (πείρα) "attempt, experience", implicitly "t' find luck on th' sea". Th' word be also cognate t' peril. By th' 1st century BCE, thar be gentleman o' fortune states along th' Anatolian coast, threatenin' th' commerce o' th' Roman Empire. When Sulla sank t'Davy Jones' locker in 78 BCE, Julius Caesar returned t' Rome as a lawyer, prosecuted Sulla's supporters, an' headed t' th' Greek town o' Rhodes t' study oratory. Gentleman o' fortunes seized control o' th' vessel in 75 BCE, kidnapped Caesar, an' held th' lad's fer ransom. After purchasin' his freedom, he assembled a wee army which captured th' gentleman o' fortunes an' crucified them. Th' Senate finally invested Pompey wi' special powers t' deal wi' sweet trade in 67 BCE (th' Lex Gabinia), an' Pompey after three moons o' naval warfare managed t' suppress th' threat. In th' 3rd century, gentleman o' fortune attacks on Olympus (city in Anatolia) brought impoverishment.

    Among some o' th' most famous ancient gentleman o' fortuneerin' swabbiess be th' Illyrians, populatin' th' western Balkan peninsula. Constantly raidin' th' Adriatic Sea, th' Illyrians caused many conficts wi' th' Roman Republic. 't be nay until 68 BCE that th' Romans finally conquered Illyria an' made 't a province, endin' the'r threat.

    Early Polynesian warriors attacked seaside an' riverside villages. They used th' sea fer the'r hit-an'-run tactics - a safe place t' retreat t' if th' battle turned against them.
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    Yeah, this isn't really good. It just gives a pirate phrase for whatever you type from what I can tell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Behold the Void View Post
    Yeah, this isn't really good. It just gives a pirate phrase for whatever you type from what I can tell.
    Yeah. "I like pie" just becomes
    "I like pie
    Ya scurvy dog!"

    Meh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Behold the Void View Post
    Yeah, this isn't really good. It just gives a pirate phrase for whatever you type from what I can tell.
    Quote Originally Posted by vorpal blade View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Behold the Void View Post
    Yeah, this isn't really good. It just gives a pirate phrase for whatever you type from what I can tell.
    Yeah. "I like pie" just becomes
    "I like pie
    Ya scurvy dog!"

    Meh.
    I didn't bother trying the text translator, but when I tried translating some URL's I got some results that I found quite funny, so that's why I started the thread. Trying to translate a few typed sentences, I agree, probably isn't that great, but try translating a news article, and it becomes quite hilarious IMO.

    Quote Originally Posted by Translated Pink Floyd Reunion Story
    Pink Floyd: Th' $250 Cargo holds o' Piece o' eight Question

    By Shane Handler
    August 11, 2005

    In 1982 Don Henley spake "hell would freeze o'er before th' Eagles would play together again." Sure enough, th' apocalypse nerearrived an' th' Eagles be deliverin' the'r feel-good California rock twelve voyages later in one th' most anticipated reunion tours ever.

    But who would be havin' thought Pink Floyd would reunite? Thar be better odds o' Barbara Streisand marryin' Tommy Lee than seein' Roger Waters an' David Gilmour spit ou' "Comfortably Numb" together on stage.

    But sure enough 't did happen, when a Pink Floyd reunion stole th' show at Live 8 last moon in London. That's starboard, all four members tookst th' stage together, minus o' course th' mysterious "be he alive or dead" recluse Syd Barrett. In Live 8 terms, 'tis pretty common knowledge that Pink Floyd leaders David Gilmour an' Roger Waters be seein' about as eye t' eye as George Bush an' Bono in an elevator. But thar be Waters, along wi' Gilmour an' Nick Mason an' Rick Wstarboard performin' "Breathe," "Treasure," "Wish Ye Be Here" an' "Comfortably Numb" t' a world-wide audience.

    An' th' occasion be a benefit, so they weren't in 't fer th' treasure, but rather a worthwhile cause that both Gilmour an' Waters actually did be seein' eye t' eye on. Th' two Floyd leaders be playin' fer third world communities whose idee o' "Dark Side o' th' Moon" be far from th' second best-sellin' album o' all time.

    If Waters an' Gilmour can be seein' eye t' eye fer less than an hour, maybe G8 leaders would make a larger financial commitment t' th' relief o' poverty an' aid t' third world countries. Although th' two played th' performance without e'en makin' eye contact, thar's nay denyin' thar be a musical "chemistry" on stage. E'en Live 8 organizer Bob Geldof be quoted as sayin', "'tis easier t' get th' horkin' G8 t' do anythin' than gettin' Pink Floyd aft together."

    When th' four last played at Earl's Court in London in 1981, shortly before Waters would leave th' band under tension tied circumstances, MTV be only 2 moons old, Michael Jordan had jus' graduated high school, John Lennon's Double Fantasy be th' Grammy winnin' Album o' th' Voyage an' Princess Diana be preparin' t' marry Prince Charles. This latest reunion wasn't th' late 80's Momentary Lapse o' Reason tour or th' early 90's Division Bell tour, 'ere Waters be replaced by Guy Pratt, who coincidentally be married t' Wstarboard's lass Gala, an' therefore his lad-in law. Thar be nay extravagant flyin' pigs floatin' into th' audience an' nay million-piece o' eight light show that made th' band look an' sound like apostles. In this 2005 refined stage settin', we be able t' be seein' how wee hair th' 59 voyage old David Gilmour now has an' how much hair th' 62 voyage old Waters be blessed wi'. We noticed Rick Wstarboard looks more like a journeyed novelist an' Nick Mason looks like a cross between a Monty Python actor an' Dudley Moore.

    Tucked in shirts an' gentlemanly appearances aside, these guys could ben high level executives wi' Exxon. Sure they all look proper now, but they be once young, wild an' "ou' thar." Havin' penned such classics as "Shine On Ye Crazy Diamond," th' epic album Animals, an' the'r spacey Meddle era music that be filmed inside a 2,000 voyage old empty amphitheater in Pink Floyd: Live at Pompeii, 'tis hard nay t' ask, "be 't really these same guys that pioneered progressive rock? "

    Ever' song be nailed at Live 8, as th' performance could be havin' put th' famous Floyd co'er band Th' Machine aft t' coverin' Led Zeppelin. The'r version o' "Comfortably Numb" in particular further augmented th' fact that Gilmour laid strin' t' perhaps th' greatest rock squeezebox solo ever. Waters graced th' song wi' his asylum echoin' vocals an' 't felt like 1979 again. An' "Wish Ye Be Here" further afted up its legend as one o' th' most simplest yet purest rock songs ever. Sure they rehearsed, but like any 60 voyage old hoppin' aft on skis after a break, thar be goin' t' be a bunch o' ugly spills an' form along th' way, but them tumbles be hard t' find. Gilmour, despite th' Mr. Clist top, still looks buff an' ready t' tear through his catalog o' killer solos - aye ye know them all - "Time," "Shine on Ye Crazy Diamond," "Be havin' A Cigar," "Atom Heart Mother" an' "Dogs" t' jus' name a wee. An' Waters, he's nay soundin' too bad hisself as he gears up fer th' release o' his full-on opera Ca Ira.


    Since th' Live 8 appearance, Pink Floyd record sales be havin' increased by 300%. I canna imagine thar be any swabbies port that didna already own Dark Side o' th' Moon or Th' Wall. But maybe they weren't buyin', jus' upgradin' albums that signified early journeys an' significant moments growin' up. U2 an' Springsteen be better office reference points t' connect wi' yer stiff boss or party-guy co-worker, since after all, t'ain't Pink Floyd a band fer stoners? But wi' 25 cargo holds o' albums sold world wide, that's about 50 cargo holds o' red one good eye t' keep Visine thrivin'.

    Sure ye can turn th' radio dial anytime o' tide an' stumble upon some bored corporate brainwashed DJ blarin' "Another Brick in Th' Wall" in between " I Canna Drive 55" an' "Tom Sawyer." But go aft an' try ou' Atom Heart Mother, Animals, or Meddle fer size. Give 1994's Th' Division Bell another shot. Maybe e'en listen t' Dark Side o' th' Moon while watchin' Th' Wizard o' Oz if ye haven't tried that internet folklore yet.

    Th' band recently turned down a whoppin' $250 cargo holds o' pieces o' eight t' resquadron. $250 cargo holds o' pieces o' eight??? That would be enough t' field a New York Yankees baseball team under George Steinbrenner an' feed Zaire. Waters an' Gilmour dasn't e'en need t' talk t' each other t' pull this reunion off. Motley Crue tookst separate tour buses on the'r reunion tour. Tommy Lee an' Vince Neil probably dasn't know what each other's favorite drink or sexual position be these days. Who says Rog an' Dave be havin' t' know each other's scotch whiskey o' choice?

    Rogers clearly dismissed any possiblity o' a tour in a recent Rollin' Stone interview 'ere he be quoted as saying: "I dasn't really need 't. 't would be a very hot ticket. That spake, I didna mind rollin' o'er fer one tide, but I couldna roll o'er fer a whole horkin' tour."

    Pink Floyd had nerebeen a band that indulges itself in "functionality." Turmoil, head-trips, an' mad genius be what made th' band th' distinctively dark act o' its time. But come on Roger Waters, ye gotta give us one more tour. Ye can almost pick th' setlists starboard now: "Fealess>Run Like Hell>Mother>One o' These Days>Sheep>Learnin' T' Fly>Time>Welcome t' Th' Machine>Brin' th' Boys Aft Homeport." An' ever' night ye can mix up th' songs spannin' th' deep Floyd catalog an' aye, maybe e'en a wee songs from one o' yer solo albums would be arrr t' hear too. An' then we can all go on tour wi' Pink Floyd an' thar could be a four night run in Vegas. Arrr, maybe we're gettin' a wee carried away here, but come on, $250 cargo holds o' pieces o' eight? Say that three times t' yersef without thinkin' private jet, swabbieal chef an' lifetime supply o' Titleist golf balls. One more big summer tour an' maybe another album. 'tis 2005 an' th' song "Time" couldna be more well spake.

    "Ever' voyage be gettin' shorter, nereseem t' find th' time
    Plans that either come t' naught or half a page o' scribbled lines

    Hangin' on in a quiet desperation be th' English way
    Th' time be gone, th' song be over, thought I'd somethin' more t' say"

    Ahoy, if 't nerehappens ye can always count on another $250 cargo holds o' piece o' eight Eagles tour.
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    I thought this thread is about a pirated translator that can translate my japanese games to english!

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    Put this in the URL box of the translator.
    "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moogle"

    w/o quotation marks of course.
    It be th' Wikipedia page on Moogles. Y'arr, kupo!

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    Having already learned fluent Pirate, this device is of little use to me.
    There is no signature here. Move along.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vorpal blade View Post
    Put this in the URL box of the translator.
    "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moogle"

    w/o quotation marks of course.
    It be th' Wikipedia page on Moogles. Y'arr, kupo!
    Quote Originally Posted by Translated "Moogle" Wikipedia Entry

    Moogles (モーグリ, Mōguri?, originally Romanized in Japan as "Moglie"; however, more recent materials be consistent wi' th' English spelling) be wee fictional creatures that appear throughout th' Final Fantasy, Mana (Seiken Densetsu) an' Kingdom Hearts game series. They first appeared in Final Fantasy III. Moogles serve a variety o' purposes in th' various games in which they appear. They sometimes provide opportunities t' record game progress or access shops; occasionally they assist in battle or may e'en become a playable character. Good-natured creatures, moogles be usually white or tan, an' the'r most notable feature be a white antenna protrudin' from th' head wi' a wee red or yellow ball (called a "pompom") at th' end. They be havin' wee red or purple wings, an' the'r ears be shaped like them o' a cat or rabbit. They tend t' say "kupo" (クポー, kupō?) when they talk ('tis actually a sound they make), more commonly t' finish a sentence (fer example, "What a beautiful tide, kupo!"). Moogles, along wi' chocobos, be often considered th' mascots o' th' Final Fantasy series. 't ought also be noted that a Moogle's favorite food be th' Kupo Nut, which be rumored t' be th' reason that Moogles use "Kupo" in the'r dialect. In Final Fantasy IX, Moogles be known fer runnin' an intercontinental mail delivery system known as "Mognet." This Mognet system be also used Final Fantasy III fer Nintendo DS. Many names o' Moogles be havin' th' prefix Mog- or Ku-, an example o' this would be in Final Fantasy VI an' Final Fantasy IX 'ere ever' Moogle had a name.

    Moogles be frequently featured as creatures that may be summoned by th' Summoner or Caller class o' playable characters. Typically, moogles be lower-level summon spells acquired earlier in a gi'en game.

    Mōguri, th' Japanese transliteration o' "moogle", be a portmanteau o' th' words mogura (土竜, mogura? mole) an' kōmori (蝙蝠, kōmori? bat). This be fittin' as moogles tend t' be havin' wee one good eye an' red/purple wings.

    Some games refer t' moogles as "mogs", fer nay readily apparent reason. Mog be also often used as a stand-in word fer moogle, e'en when moogle be th' term used t' describe th' species in that particular game. Incidentally, Final Fantasy VI, Final Fantasy IX, an' Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles each had a moogle whose gi'en name be Mog.

    Appearances
    Some o' th' games moogles appear in:

    Final Fantasy III - Th' first appearance o' moogles in an early form. They act as bodyguards fer an old wizard, Doga, an' say "nya", th' Japanese equivalent o' a cat's "meow", instead o' "kupo". In th' Nintendo DS remake, th' moogles say "kupo" an' run th' Mognet service, which be used t' complete three sidequests.

    Final Fantasy Adventure - Some monsters be havin' th' ability t' turn yer character into a defenseless moogle fer a wee seconds in this game wi' a sprite based on th' Final Fantasy III version. Abroadside o' this wannion, they dasn't appear as a species.

    Secret o' Mana - Th' main characters encounter a moogle village in this game. In addition, a status effect can temporarily change th' player's characters into moogles, which also can be either reversed or caused by an item called th' Moogle Belt.

    Seiken Densetsu 3 - Tho nay natural-born moogles be encountered in th' game, 't can still be applied t' th' heroes as a status ailment as in Secret o' Mana, an' added or removed through a Moogle Badge (th' reward fer defeatin' th' secret Black Rabite).

    Final Fantasy V - Introduces th' Moogle Forest, as well as th' Moogle theme song. A moogle be also kept as a pet an' companion by Krile.

    Final Fantasy VI - Another moogle village (this time in a cave) appears. Th' first playable moogle, Mog, appears fer th' first time, an' a wee other moogles be playable. Followin' a side quest, Mog can return t' th' party later in th' game. These moogles be all competent fighters an' wield a variety o' weapons. A moogle suit, which changes th' physical appearance o' a character t' a moogle, can be worn by a wee characters. "Mog" be a common moogle name in subsequent games. In th' Americanized version, renumbered Final Fantasy III, Mog appears jus' beneath th' game title on th' box art.
    Secret o' Evermore - A moogle (most likely Mog) appears, along wi' some Final Fantasy VI characters, among th' crowd o' Colosseum goers in Antiqua.

    Final Fantasy VII - Th' giant moogle doll appears in this game (a mog), one o' which be ridden by th' playable character Cait Sith. In most cases when th' Choco/Mog summon materia be used, a wee moogle appears, ridin' a chocobo who attacks th' enemies. In addition, a mini-game named Mog House, presented as an arcade game, be playable in th' Dubloon Saucer; in this mini-game, ye must feed a male moogle named Mog enough Kupo Nuts t' make th' lad's fly in order t' impress a female moogle named Mag. If successful, ye get t' be seein' an endin' scene wi' Mog, Mag, an' the'r Moogle children. Interestingly, nay actual Moogles appear durin' th' course o' th' story, an' as th' Moogles which be present exist only as toys, videogames, or summons, 'tis possible that in th' FFVII world Moogles be only mythical.

    Final Fantasy VIII - Th' sole moogle in th' game, MiniMog, be a summon that be accessible only from th' game's PocketStation mini-game Chocobo World, nay released abroadside o' Japan. However, in th' PC version, th' PocketStation mini-game be included. MiniMog be also a card which can be won near th' start o' th' game.

    Final Fantasy IX - Moogles in this game be gi'en many different names, an' be used t' deli'er mail an' as save points. Slistzkin, a moogle wearin' camo carryin' a bunch o' scrolls in an aftpack, travels from place t' place, sellin' rare items in value-packs. A minor character also appears wearin' a moogle costume. Th' character Eiko lives alone wi' several moogles an' carries around a wee, female one named Mog. Mog later reveals herself t' be th' Eidolon Madeen (a variant o' Maduin).

    Final Fantasy X - Often, th' dolls that th' character Lulu uses as weapons be moogles. They seem t' be havin' th' ability t' keel haul an' attack enemies (accordin' t' Lulu's scan information, this be probably th' lass' doin', nay innate t' th' dolls).

    Final Fantasy X-2 - As a mascot, Yuna wears a moogle costume (also used t' distribute balloons in one scene). She also has a moogle design on th' lass' festive dress an' encounters one in Luca.

    Final Fantasy XI - Durin' Special events, Moogles give ou' (or sell, dependin' on how poorly th' MHMU did wi' the'r last event) fireworks, prizes, an' rare equipment, an' start special "Event Quests", which typically be only available fer two or three tides. Each adventurer also gets a moogle assigned, which will watch o'er the'r mog house, an' any gardenin' they may do.

    Final Fantasy XII - Moogles be havin' a superior intellect an' nimble fingers fer tinkerin'. While some be mechanics, others serve as knights or mages. Wi' the'r own capital, moogles be highly respected fer buildin' th' first airships. They also manufacture war machines.

    Final Fantasy: Unlimited - A moogle be involved as Kaze's partner, th' last o' his kind from th' now-destroyed world o' Windaria. He introduced hisself as th' "charmin' harmless mascot who sea dogs an' land lubbers loves".He sacrificed hisself in th' end o' th' TV series, tho th' spirits o' his kin became new Soil bullets fer Kaze t' use in th' series aftermath.
    Kingdom Hearts - Moogles be found throughout Traverse Town. They also run th' synthesis shop.

    Kingdom Hearts: Chain o' Memories - Moogles be found when ye use a Moogle Shop card. Ye can buy cards or sell them fer Moogle Points.

    Kingdom Hearts II - Moogles appear in certain areas in all worlds (through holograms in most worlds), primarily in Radiant Garden. They be havin' th' same role they had in Kingdom Hearts (synthesizin' items), an' most o' them also act as shopkeepers.

    Sword o' Mana - A magic spell allows th' main character t' turn hisself/herself into a moogle.

    Final Fantasy Tactics - Moogle be a summoner job class spell that heals all party members within a wee area. A mistranslation displays th' short spell name as "Mogri" (a transliteration o' th' Japanese word) when 'tis cast. Real moogles be extinct but once inhabited Sweegy Woods an' possibly other places, as noted in th' area's description.
    "Final Fantasy Tactics Advance"-Th' main character Marche be taught th' basics o' livin' in Ivalice by Montblanc th' moogle. Moogles be playable characters, one o' th' five main types, th' others bein' crewmate, bangaa, nu mou, an' Viera.

    Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles - Moogles deli'er mail t' caravans from homeport. A network o' moogles all o'er th' world give players stamps which can be used t' unlock various minigames. In single-player mode, a moogle named Mog carries th' chalice that repels th' poisonous miasma that covers th' world. Th' player can also paint th' moogle different colors in order t' produce different effects on th' Game Boy Advance screen. Moogles be immune t' miasma's noxious effects. Slistzkin also appears, but in minor scenes an' as a tutor. 't ought also be noted, that Moogles in this game be without arms, an' seem t' fly more often.

    Chocobo's Mysterious Dungeon - A moogle appears in both Chocobo's Mysterious Dungeon games. In Chocobo's Mysterious Dungeon 2 th' moogle be a secondary character wi' th' default name "Mog."

    Chocobo Racing - In Chocobo Racing, Mog be one o' th' game's main playable characters. In th' game's Story Mode, Mog be jealous o' Chocobo's abilities as a racer an' seeks t' become as good a racer as Chocobo.

    Mario Hoops 3-on-3 - In this Mario game made by Square Enix, a moogle be a playable character. [1]

    Final Fantasy VII Advent Children - A moogle appears as a stuffed animal (which looks similar t' Lulu's moogle dolls from Final Fantasy X) held by one o' th' many Midgar orphans stricken wi' Geostigma. Nay actual moogles appear in this film.

    Dirge o' Cerberus -Final Fantasy VII- - th' moogle appears as a rare an' popular doll, an item which can be sold fer a large amount o' gil

    Th' most well reckoned moogle be Mog, th' moogle that appears in Final Fantasy VI, who be able t' attack usin' various dances. Th' name "Mog" fer a moogle also features in several other Final Fantasy games, such as Crystal Chronicles an' Final Fantasy IX an' VII.

    Th' character Cait Sith from Final Fantasy VII, also a very well known character, rides on top o' a giant moogle doll, also named Mog. Moogles be havin' also appeared as characters in some webcomics, such as Ralph from Exploitation Now an' Ren from Mac Hall. Also in th' Flash- animated series, International Moron Patrol, a moogle named Kulock appears.

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    Dis' be the nay good shwashbucklers, scurviest pirate translator evr'. I can spake pirate as is. I don't need some washed up bucaneer translator. I just typed dis er' sentences by my ninja self.

    Us ninjas have to survey pirates often we know how the speak.

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    't’s annoyin' when I show up. 't’s jus' as annoyin' when I start sayin' things like "Oh me god ye spammer" or "Close this thread!". I won’t do that. Jus' ignore me an' let th' Mods take care o' 't. Postin' NOTHING in response t' me be th' best thin' t' do. Unless I be a Mod, I won’t be doin' anythin' Mod-like.

    I be havin' t' keep this in me signature fer 34 more days t' make sure I nerebreak this rule again.

    Wow, good stuff.

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    My Sig in pirate.

    A good Game plot be like an ocean. Startin' from th' beach ye keel haul into 't. Ever' plot twist an' piece o' Character development brings ye deeper an' deeper in.

    Final Fantasy VIII`s Game plot be like a long flat road wi' Jagged Glass that ye must keel haul without Shoes. Ever' Twist in th' plot, rather than th' roadin' gettin' deeper ye be met wi' a man who slaps ye in th' face.

    I like the sounds of that.

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    A sophisticated pirate
    ...Geddit?

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    Quantum mechanics be a fundamental branch o' theoretical physics wi' wide applications in experimental physics that replaces classical mechanics an' classical electromagnetism at th' atomic an' subatomic levels. 'tis th' underlyin' mathematical framework o' many fields o' physics an' chemistry, includin' condensed matter physics, solid-state physics, atomic physics, molecular physics, computational chemistry, quantum chemistry, particle physics, an' nuclear physics. Along wi' general relativity, quantum mechanics be one o' th' pillars o' modern physics.
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