't’s annoyin' when I show up. 't’s jus' as annoyin' when I start sayin' things like "Oh me god ye spammer" or "Close this thread!". I won’t do that. Jus' ignore me an' let th' Mods take care o' 't. Postin' NOTHING in response t' me be th' best thin' t' do. Unless I be a Mod, I won’t be doin' anythin' Mod-like.

I be havin' t' keep this in me signature fer 34 more days t' make sure I nerebreak this rule again.

Wow, good stuff.