Amazing how none of these stories is actually funny at all. Especially the ones where you destroy other people's property. (People who smash car windows deserve to be in prison.)
They tied Chemicals leg to a tree! That's funny, dammit!
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
When you come to California I'll buy you a drink.
I live in Cali, what do I get?
You're just lucky I haven't burned your house down yet.