Tell me your drunken tales.

[theundeadhero]

My best friend Sweetpea has only thrown two really big parties at his house. They were legendary. At the first of these, we were all outside during Fall enjoying ourselves around a fire. Pretty well into the night I had to pee, so I wondered a little bit aways next to a tree. As I got ready to go I noticed a squirrel real close to me. I decided it would be a good idea to pee on the squirrel. As I started to go the squirrel realized what was going on and started to run. I wasn't about to miss this chance so I ran after it yelling! My friends say they looked up to see me running across a field (it was more like hopping), peeing all over everywhere. I didn't get any on me, but I didn't get any on the squirrel either

Another night I wound up going to a party at this guy Mike's house. I didn't go prepared because I didn't know we would party that night, but one of my friends gave me a bottle of Hot Damn. The was the first and only night I ever drank the stuff. I was real young at the time, but drank the whole bottle. By the end of the night I wound up in my underwear sleeping cuddled up to the flowers in Mike's mom's flower garden outside. I woke up about sunrise, went inside, stared to the left at an empty couch, to the right at an empty bed, and then decided to lay down on the floor between the two for more sleep.