So, imagine for a moment that you die. Your filthy, sinful soul is sent to the deepest pits of the Netherworld where it is encased in the body of a small blue penguin that will explode whenever thrown. You are then made the slave of a sadistic child-overlord who forces you to cook, clean, and be used as cannon fodder 20 hours a day without pay until you've atoned.
What sins got you there in the first place?