I am never going to plan my insanity in such a method. There are far superior methods of acquiring insanity, some instantly I might add.

I am not going to watch my wife became a beached, bloated, aching vessel for a small, helpless... thing. This thing will immediately begin draining our reserves, not only in the sense of money, but time, emotion, and will.

I will pay all this, to have the thing all over me, pull on things like my hair and expensive art and decorations, break things for no reasons, create noise for the simple reason of just creating it, whine and complain, throw tantrums, et cetera et cetera.

And then have another one of these furies? Oh, seven more, perhaps more...




Although I enjoy the act of creating babies, I am never going to father one - PERIOD.