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    Smarty Jones? Affirmed? Seabiscuit, what?

    Imagine for a moment that you own a race horse. Rockin', a race horse!

    Of course, now that you have a race horse, you'll have to give it a random name. What would you name it? I'm thinkin' that if I had a horse, I'd name it Horsimus Prime or something.

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    Horsie McNeigh.

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    Bill Murray. Then I can say I ride Bill Murray and everybody at parties will laugh and think I'm a comedic genius.

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    To make the thread even more fun, keep in mind that a thoroughbred racehorse's name must be no longer than eighteen letters, including spaces and punctuation marks.

    Do not ask how I know this. Also do not ask why I have about a billion ideas for racehorse names and thus cannot list them all here.

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    Epona is the correct answer.

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    Hmmm, I love horse racing.

    Often horses are named with some combination of their parents' names, or a pun on them. Funny Cide's parents were Distorted Humor and Belle's Good Cide, for example.

    Anyway, good race horses whose name is a single word come off as more bold, regal, even "classic" IMO: Secretariat, Affirmed, Ruffian, Unbridled, Eclipse, etc.

    I suppose I'd go with Tornado, which I believe is the name of Zorro's horse.

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    Ten reponses and not one Mr. Ed.

    You people suck.

    (SPOILER)Go to my room.

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    Ragnarok.

    /me goes to Bunny's room

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    Ten reponses and not one Mr. Ed.

    You people suck.

    (SPOILER)Go to my room.
    What kind of a name is Ed for a horse?

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