"What you talkin' bout Willis?"Originally Posted by Mercen-X
-Gary Coleman.
"What you talkin' bout Willis?"
-Gary Coleman.
Yeah this happens to me a lot, but only through lack of sleep. Sometimes your left brain needs a little break here and there to get it functioning properly again. But my stupidity is awesome and hilarious. Though I've never really considered, well my brain has never considered leaving me. I hope not atleast. If so, it's in denial.
I love this
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
Wait a minute, hold the phone........you're saying hitting a PS2 controller against solid objects doesn't fix it?!
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I often ask my brain what in the world it's thinking when I'm around pretty girls I don't know very well.
...
Ah yes. Not the guy from My Parents' are Aliens then?
Anywhat, my answer is no. I have never once felt stupid in my life. But probably only because I was too stupid to realise how stupid I was feeling.
That's probably the reason. *nods*
Thanks for that. Now where did I put the cyanide...
You gonna poison me????????.
I now know for sure that i act stupid sometimes. *smacks head*
www.explosm.net/comics/
The stupidity in me comes to the forefront sometimes.
I try to surpress it straight away, though.
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
I get that feeling quite often after spending a lot of time on Eoff.
That doesn't happen to me much.
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