I have this weird ability of being able to insult people I don't like in weird and wonderful ways. Ways that simple little minds can barely even imagine. They still slap me for saying something though.
Wow, circle's can be really hard to draw.
I posess the ability to be able to flick my finger off anything. Weird as hell...
Anyway, i can perform succesful 10-hit combo's with a few characters in Tekken 5.![]()
Str8 Pimpin'
Behold as Maxx Power leaps in to disrupt the rather long back and forth between these two people. Watch as he jumps back out again!
Also I have a real talent of ruining people's good time.
There is no signature here. Move along.
I make designs while vacumimg.
I have a burp that broke a school bus and can waste time like no other.
It looks like the ground had a sex change.
I have the talent to be quietly respected by all, and outwardly beloved by very few.
I think all my talents are useful on some level.Darn.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
I can place my feet behind my head (both simultaneously if desired) and I can flex the muscle under my bottom jaw so that I look like a frog doing whatever that thing that frogs do is called. I also have an extremely, sometimes excessively, expressive face.
I once read in European history that Leonardo Davinci could draw a perfect circle open handed with no tools.
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I can cut food up, shove the pieces in my mouth, and squish it all into a gooey mass by squeezing it between my teeth.
This is the weird part: I can suck it all down my throat and make it come out of my arse later on, but it's stopped being gooey at this point.
This is what's known as alchemy, ladies and gentlemen, and since I can only do it with food, that is my useless talent.
nother useless talent of mine is idly sitting on my arse and watching a fairly entertaining conversation between two fairly respected members without butting in.........
D'oh! maybe not......![]()