*Thou shall not call anime/video game characters your spouse
*Thou shall watch Lazy Town~
*Thou shall tickle someone's fancy once a day.
*Thou shall not kick the pengies ;_;
*Thou shall often hug the cute animals
*Thou shall rub Mr. MILF's tenctacles
*Thou shall call DK an emo kid
*Thou shall worship the 3times LOVE trinity (Mr. Rogers, Freddie Mercury, Japanese Colonol Sanders)
*Thou shall let Engrish Santa slide down your hole a Christmas
*Thou shall terrorize Raistlin!!!
