Page 2 of 13 FirstFirst 1234567812 ... LastLast
Results 16 to 30 of 184

Thread: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

  1. #16

    Default

    Yes.

    Why does Black Waltz III get weaker when you beat him the first time?

  2. #17
    Unlimited Hentai Works Twilight Edge's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    LAND OF TENTACLE HENTAI
    Posts
    3,660

    Default

    Brain damage.

    Why does Black Waltz I use a bell as a weapon?

  3. #18

    Default

    Because he's a former ringer...

    who fancies Vivi?
    Please feel free to read my take on the official novalisation of Dissidia Final Fantasy at this link:

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5580755/..._You_Fight_For

  4. #19

    Default

    Black Waltz No. 1 . . . and No. 2 . . . and No. 188.

    Why does Amaranth love Zidane?
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

  5. #20

    Default

    because that tail can get into soooo many places...

    Why is Kuja considered a woman by some?
    Please feel free to read my take on the official novalisation of Dissidia Final Fantasy at this link:

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5580755/..._You_Fight_For

  6. #21
    crayzee gamr's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Location
    In your house! *menacing laugh*
    Posts
    165

    Default

    he wears covergirl.
    why are zorn and thorn always with eachother?

  7. #22

    Default

    (yay im inspiration X3)

    they are really the same entity and were they to seperate they would spontaniously combust


    what is queen brahine
    “You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?”

  8. #23
    Unlimited Hentai Works Twilight Edge's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    LAND OF TENTACLE HENTAI
    Posts
    3,660

    Default

    A hybrid between a blue whale and an elephant mon.

    Why are thief swords bigger than Cloud's sword?

  9. #24

    Default

    Because they had tobeat a record somewhere.

    How do i get the Invincible early?
    Please feel free to read my take on the official novalisation of Dissidia Final Fantasy at this link:

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5580755/..._You_Fight_For

  10. #25

    Default

    If you use Zidane to kill Garnet in the second Black Waltz battle and use a pheonix down on Vivi, then Steiner should pull a ninja deathstar out of his ass and throw it at the Black Waltz II. He then becomes ultra powerful and if you can beat him then you get an item called Momira Nectar. Use it on Garnet. It brings her MP up to 999.

    Cast all the summons she has at the Black Waltz III (second battle). Kill Blank in a random battle afterwards and talk to the woman outside Queen Stellazio's place. She will trade his corpse for an item called the Aiden Card.

    Start a new game and all your characters should start out with Invincible.

    How old is Quina?

  11. #26

    Default



    Too old

    What's the difference between the clown from 'IT' and Thorn and Zorn?
    Please feel free to read my take on the official novalisation of Dissidia Final Fantasy at this link:

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5580755/..._You_Fight_For

  12. #27

    Default

    IT was kinda funny.

    How do you spell meltigemini?
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

  13. #28

    Default

    exactly as it's said.

    How do i find Excaliber II?
    Please feel free to read my take on the official novalisation of Dissidia Final Fantasy at this link:

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5580755/..._You_Fight_For

  14. #29
    Unlimited Hentai Works Twilight Edge's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    LAND OF TENTACLE HENTAI
    Posts
    3,660

    Default

    Carve 'II' on Excalibur.

    How do you forge Ragnarok into an airship?

  15. #30
    Would sniff your fingers to be polite
    Nameleon.
    Quindiana Jones's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    These mountains are made of rainbows.
    Posts
    20,870
    Blog Entries
    6
    Contributions
    • Former Cid's Knight

    Default

    Tie Eiko to the back.

    Why is the Ragtime Mouse even there?

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •