View Poll Results: What way of being killed sucks more?

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  • Gardening accident

    13 27.08%
  • Frisby accident

    18 37.50%
  • Both suck pretty equally

    8 16.67%
  • I dont know.

    9 18.75%
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Thread: What way of being killed sucks more?

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    Depends if it was a talking Frisbee. I just love them talking frisbees.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nominus Experse View Post
    You'd have to be in a garden that housed smurfing zombies or something...
    And you must have been playing with a saw blade for a Frisbee.

    Actually, placed this way, they seem to sound actually quite bad-ass.
    Yea, they do.

    All the answers can be found in Dead Rising, which has every ****** weapon a person needs to survive, including a bad ass shopping cart. And teddy bear.
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    I have never been killed in either of these ways. Once I have been killed in both of these ways, I will report back on the suckitude of each of them.

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    Well, frisbee death is FTW these days.

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    a garden accident. but i have a yard, so i imagine hitting my head against a cinder block, or maybe i will be impaled by a long metal shaft.

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    How about being tied up left to be eaten by starving wild boars?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cloud_doll View Post
    i think people would laugh more about a frisbee accident becuz,well, think about it. "He died because jennifer threw the frisbee to hard at his head and it fell off."


    Dying by Frisbee may be the most idiotic way of dying ever xDDD

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    Personally, I think we need an experiment to settle this matter. Anyone want to volunteer? *Prepares killer frisbee and garden trowel*
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    I can think of so many painful ways to die by gardening, but death by frisbee is scarier.

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    Whenever I walk in a snowy forest (which doesn't happen... at all) I tend to become paranoid of rabits.

    It's Secret of Mana's fault. Everytime I get attacked by rabites I can only imagine how bad it must suck for a rabit to kill you.

    The answer is Death by Rabits.

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    If by gardening accident you mean "a really heavily obese person landing on you after trying to jump off the roof and you being splatted everywhere" then yes, gardening accident.

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    Gardening...like the hose could spin around wildly and end up down your throat?

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    Garden accident, how the hell would you die in the garden, unless your a complete dumbass!!!

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