1 - Raistlin (Now with 35% more Canada-bashing)

[Rye]

Jojo is, in fact, the exact opposite of me. She's a dumb twerp and a freak who had to, in fact, sit on a pillow when she was learning to drive in order to see over the steering wheel, and she still looks 10-years-old. She also looks like an alien and is very uncool. More like yucky lukewarm.

HEY HEY HEY. >:[ I might have to sit on a pillow in Driver's Ed, so hux off.