Instead of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...

[Misfit]

What if they were Teenage Mutant Samurai Snails?

[Quindiana Jones]

I love you.

Snails aren't fast. I know turtles aren't either, but at least they have legs.

[Madame Adequate]

What if they were Octogenarian Unaltered Pirate Crabs?

[Quindiana Jones]

That's just silly, Mr. Huxley Vannevar Hobbes.

[Psychotic]

In Britain they had to be called Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles, because the word "Ninja" is apparently too offensive. I'm guessing it's because we invented pirates, and we're still very loyal to the cause.

[Misfit]

In Britain they had to be called Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles, because the word "Ninja" is apparently too offensive.

lolololhahaha.

Dorks. :D

[Quindiana Jones]

I remember the Hero Turtles. I prefer ninjas.

[Bunny]

I am not very good at this game so I am not going to try. Mr. Milf is the winner of this thread.

[Peegee]

I get to be michaelangelo!

*kicks people*

:D

[fire_of_avalon]

You're all the devil.

[sephirothishere]

BRUCE BANNER GET ANGRY!!!!!!

[oddler]

That would never have happened because Vanilla Ice was way to cool to make a song for snails.

[Hazzard]

i remember watchin that cartoon in the old days, i even have the DVD's

tEeNaGe MuTaNt NiNjA tUrTleS...!!!!

[sephirothishere]

MICHAEL ANGELO ISHA PARTY DUUUDE.....
CAWABUNGA!!!!

[Martyr]

i remember watchin that cartoon in the old days, i even have the DVD's

tEeNaGe MuTaNt NiNjA tUrTleS...!!!!

YES!