I love my beautiful hair. People have always been trying to get me to shave it. Jealous fiends. They want me to join them in their suffering? Ha! No. My hair is wonderfully uncut (SPOILER)With bonus scenes.

And Brit is, as Shiny so elegantly put it, a histrionic attention whore.
(SPOILER)Don't you doubt for a second that I don't know what "histrionic" means