Insanity test

[Iceglow]

I took the one shiny posted and I got no answer from it.

[Little Blue]

This insanity test is slighty better though it's only for personality disorders:
http://www.med.nyu.edu/psych/screens/pds.html

And I've apparently got

Paranoid Personality Disorder - individual generally tends to interpret the actions of others as threatening.

Schizoid Personality Disorder - individual generally detached from social relationships, and shows a narrow range of emotional expression in various social settings.

Avoidant Personality Disorder - individual is socially inhibited, feels inadequate, and is oversensitive to criticism

Does that make me crazy?

[Odaisé Gaelach]

I got halfway through the test before I decided that it was a waste of my time.

Everyone knows that the first sign of insanity is having hairs on the palms of your hands.

(SPOILER)The second is looking for them.

[Old Manus]

Delete all posts after #72, because that was where the thread was won.

[Quindiana Jones]

1 out of every 4 Americans have some kind of mental disorder. Look at three of your friends. If they seem fine: it's you.

rofl.

48%. Those were stupid questions. I should be in the 80's, at least.

[Masamunemaster]

58%

[krissy]

>


I DID THE WHOLE THING AND THEN I HAD TO COUNT THE YES'S UP MYSELF?

F THAT NOISE

I QUIT

TOO MUCH EFFORT

THIS MADE ME SO MAD

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

18%, but I'll give myeslf another 15% for taking this silly thing

[black orb]

<!START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE><table><tr><td colspan="2" align="center"><b><i>Insanity Test</i></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever taken goggles into the shower with you?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever stared at the blobs in a lava lamp for more than an hour?:</td><td align="left">maybe </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you feel bad for a spider when someone steps on it?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever wondered why M&M's are the color they are?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Did you memorize how to spell supercalafragilisticexpealedocious?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you know the names of all the American presidents?:</td><td align="left">smurf no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you still wonder if Elvis is alive?:</td><td align="left">who cares? </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever tried to jump off the roof of your house?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you own a Chia-pet?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you consider any/all blondes to be dumb?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you have 0 TV's in your house?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you have more than 10 pets living in your house?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Is your favorite movie of all time rated G?:</td><td align="left">what? </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you buy more than 5 cd's a week?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you hear voices?:</td><td align="left">sometimes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Is your favorite color tangerine?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Is your favorite food turtle soup?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you spend more time in your house than you do with your friends?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever watched an entire episode of the teletubbies?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Did you ever have an imaginary friend when you were little?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you ever talk to yourself?:</td><td align="left">all the time </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you sing in the shower?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you have more than 5 body piercings?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you have hidden video cameras in your house?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Did you ever think that the government was spying on you?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you cover yourself in tin-foil, and put coat hangers on the ceiling?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you make things out of dollar bills when you are bored at the lunch tabl:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right"> Have you ever won a contest in which you had to guess:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever trash picked?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Can you fling stuff out of your nose?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you know the meaning of life?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Hav u eva pikt on sum1 smalla than u,just coz u thawt it wood b funny?:</td><td align="left">l23iy4n </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you count down the amount of days left in the school year?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Did u ever see things that aren't really there?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you see dead people?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Is this a yes or no question?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever worn clothes that belonged to someone else?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you enjoy tight clothing?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever gone a whole week without brushing your teeth?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you sleep with the lights on?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you consider money to be a form of evil?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever played bloody knuckles?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever had the urge to have a pickle and peanut butter sandwich?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you believe fairy tales do come true?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you or have you ever enjoyed using yo-yo's?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you believe in superstition?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you like DIET soda?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you watch cartoon shows every day?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you read books for fun?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" valign="top" align="center"><b>Give yourself 2% insanity for every "yes" you answered.</b></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">So what's your insanity percentage?:</td><td align="left"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" align="center"><a href="http://www.bzoink.com/S6889/Insanity_Test.html" title="Insanity Test">Take this survey</a> | <a href="http://www.bzoink.com/surveys" title="Bzoink Surveys">Find more surveys</a> | <a href="http://www.bzoink.com" title="MySpace Surveys">MySpace Surveys</a><br /><a href="http://www.bzoink.com" title="Bzoink">Bzoink</a> - The Original Survey Site</td></tr></table><!END BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE>

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[Cruise Control]

70% ALADDIN HATERS!

[Tavrobel]

<!START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE><table><tr><td colspan="2" align="center"><b><i>Insanity Test</i></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever taken goggles into the shower with you?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever stared at the blobs in a lava lamp for more than an hour?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you feel bad for a spider when someone steps on it?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever wondered why M&M's are the color they are?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Did you memorize how to spell supercalafragilisticexpealedocious?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you know the names of all the American presidents?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you still wonder if Elvis is alive?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever tried to jump off the roof of your house?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you own a Chia-pet?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you consider any/all blondes to be dumb?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you have 0 TV's in your house?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you have more than 10 pets living in your house?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Is your favorite movie of all time rated G?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you buy more than 5 cd's a week?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you hear voices?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Is your favorite color tangerine?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Is your favorite food turtle soup?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you spend more time in your house than you do with your friends?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever watched an entire episode of the teletubbies?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Did you ever have an imaginary friend when you were little?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you ever talk to yourself?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you sing in the shower?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you have more than 5 body piercings?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you have hidden video cameras in your house?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Did you ever think that the government was spying on you?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you cover yourself in tin-foil, and put coat hangers on the ceiling?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you make things out of dollar bills when you are bored at the lunch tabl:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right"> Have you ever won a contest in which you had to guess:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever trash picked?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Can you fling stuff out of your nose?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you know the meaning of life?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Hav u eva pikt on sum1 smalla than u,just coz u thawt it wood b funny?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you count down the amount of days left in the school year?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Did u ever see things that aren't really there?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you see dead people?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Is this a yes or no question?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever worn clothes that belonged to someone else?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you enjoy tight clothing?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever gone a whole week without brushing your teeth?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you sleep with the lights on?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you consider money to be a form of evil?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever played bloody knuckles?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever had the urge to have a pickle and peanut butter sandwich?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you believe fairy tales do come true?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you or have you ever enjoyed using yo-yo's?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you believe in superstition?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you like DIET soda?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you watch cartoon shows every day?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you read books for fun?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" valign="top" align="center"><b>Give yourself 2% insanity for every "yes" you answered.</b></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">So what's your insanity percentage?:</td><td align="left">26% </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" align="center"><a href="http://www.bzoink.com/S6889/Insanity_Test.html" title="Insanity Test">Take this survey</a> | <a href="http://www.bzoink.com/surveys" title="Bzoink Surveys">Find more surveys</a> | <a href="http://www.bzoink.com" title="MySpace Surveys">MySpace Surveys</a><br /><a href="http://www.bzoink.com" title="Bzoink">Bzoink</a> - The Original Survey Site</td></tr></table><!END BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE>

Seriously, singing in the shower is not a sign of insanity. Everyone does it.

[Dr. Acula]

Mine was a surprising 28%. I thought it would be something more along the lines of 99.9%.

I didn't like that book-reading one though (whats wrong with reading books for pleasure?) and that "Is this a yes or no question?" had me stumped for a bit.

[Manda_Chan]

I got 36% Weird man.

[xX.Silver.Wings.Xx]

<!START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE><table><tr><td colspan="2" align="center"><b><i>Insanity Test</i></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever taken goggles into the shower with you?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever stared at the blobs in a lava lamp for more than an hour?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you feel bad for a spider when someone steps on it?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever wondered why M&M's are the color they are?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Did you memorize how to spell supercalafragilisticexpealedocious?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you know the names of all the American presidents?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you still wonder if Elvis is alive?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever tried to jump off the roof of your house?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you own a Chia-pet?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you consider any/all blondes to be dumb?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you have 0 TV's in your house?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you have more than 10 pets living in your house?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Is your favorite movie of all time rated G?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you buy more than 5 cd's a week?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you hear voices?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Is your favorite color tangerine?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Is your favorite food turtle soup?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you spend more time in your house than you do with your friends?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever watched an entire episode of the teletubbies?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Did you ever have an imaginary friend when you were little?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you ever talk to yourself?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you sing in the shower?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you have more than 5 body piercings?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you have hidden video cameras in your house?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Did you ever think that the government was spying on you?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you cover yourself in tin-foil, and put coat hangers on the ceiling?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you make things out of dollar bills when you are bored at the lunch tabl:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right"> Have you ever won a contest in which you had to guess:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever trash picked?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Can you fling stuff out of your nose?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you know the meaning of life?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Hav u eva pikt on sum1 smalla than u,just coz u thawt it wood b funny?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you count down the amount of days left in the school year?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Did u ever see things that aren't really there?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you see dead people?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Is this a yes or no question?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever worn clothes that belonged to someone else?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you enjoy tight clothing?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever gone a whole week without brushing your teeth?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you sleep with the lights on?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you consider money to be a form of evil?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever played bloody knuckles?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever had the urge to have a pickle and peanut butter sandwich?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you believe fairy tales do come true?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you or have you ever enjoyed using yo-yo's?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you believe in superstition?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you like DIET soda?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you watch cartoon shows every day?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you read books for fun?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" valign="top" align="center"><b>Give yourself 2% insanity for every "yes" you answered.</b></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">So what's your insanity percentage?:</td><td align="left">32 </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" align="center">

How does reading make you insane?

[Bunny]

56%