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    Default He he Any funny jokes

    So any of yous guys Authors or planning on being authors?
    also I dont have a very bright sense of humour so I fyou can make me laugh I will give "oui" I mean you a life time worth of imaginary Twinkies.
    Chuckles I guess I will help. But it will cost you your soul.

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    I like your style.

    I like writing, but no, I'm not going to become an author. My friend Huxley (I'm My Own MILF) will though. :]


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    To be an author I would have to write, and I think it's in everyones best interest that I don't write, so no. It would be a crime against the written language.


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    I'm a semi-professional author. I know it sounds crazy how can I be a semi-pro Author? Well I've written stuff for a beta test game that has been used in the past. My duties as a member of their team is to moderate their forums, correct the grammar used in game and find problems I have with it so if I think something better would go there tell them. I have to also write NPC scripts and item descriptions ect. I'd love to see some of my stuff published but I think that I am not good enough to get published though many of my mates who have read my writing would disagree with me.

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    It's in the list of possible things I wanna be when I grow up.
    jkhkjg

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    What are twinkies


    there was a picture here

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    Nope. It wouldn't be a bad thing to get into but I don't think I could do it professionally.

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    I would like to be an author. Sure.

    But I don't know any ood jokes- hold on a sec...

    No. No, I don't. I know some bad jokes.
    like, uh,

    There's 3 girls stuck on a desert island. A brunette, a blonde, and a Polish chick.
    One walks into a bar.
    She says, "Ouch!"

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    martyr...thats a good one!!!
    why did the chicken cross the road?
    to get to the other side
    lmao

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    I once wrote a short story about..."a fake character and their feelings" *cough my ass cough* and it made my English teacher cry. It was a pretty good story actually. I think it's still on le PC somewhere.

    Umm...jokes....right.

    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To go onto switch.com and get cheap car insurance.

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