The most random thing you've ever said/done?

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Another one!

I was playing Mario Party at a friend's and I was using Princess Peach and I beat him at something and went "Who's the woman? I am the woman!"

-__-;

[LunarWeaver]

I always make sense to myself, so I've never been random . And I really can't think of anything besides...Don't you hate when you try and then you can't do it, rawr .

[Quindiana Jones]

I saw random crap all the time. The only one I can remember is probably the most recent.

French class - working in a three to do...something.

Girl: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
Me: My left bum cheek hurts.

And it did. I think I was sitting badly.

[Agrias]

when i lose in video games, i tend to talk in princess peach's voice...:\

"yea!"
"yea, lets go!"

that and i tend to make the sound mario makes when he jumps....

"yea, wha, hoo!"

lmao, i'm a nerd T_T

[Shoeberto]

It's a pet peeve of mine to have people using the word "random" to describe weirdness, particularly when the so-called randomness is predictable and cliche.

I do weird stuff all the time. I was jogging in place a lot today at school. In Calculus I did that while talking to a friend before class, and when the bell rang I did my stealthy run and jumped into my chair, making it skid a bit. I've got smooth moves, for real.

[Araciel]

nothing i ever say or do is dinosaur.

EDIT: i mean random

[Fran]

the stupidest thing ive ever said in a conversation...
friend: hey do you watch yu-gi-oh gx?
me: no! that kid for shows!
friend: what?
me: i mean that shows for kids! lol
friend: okay.... lol

[Leen-Leen]

I slammed my face into a bagel with lots of cream cheese. Yeah, that was weird.

[Savern Volaco]

endless list most recent um aha at a dance the song was a slow dance and um I was doing the moon walk/robot/numa numa dance um I was um the center of attention,...or was I on the stage oh yeah thats why, hehe hten there is...

Me: hey did yo see that guy
Other person: huh!
Me: yeah he passed by a minute ago...um*thinks hard* you know the one with the shoes and he had this really like I am bored look on his face
Ohter guy: OOOOOkay um vague um he went that way*pionts back the way I came
Me: okay thanks!*I quikly run around the corner and I ask some one else*

Quote
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" it is hard to find a guy and you are being vague" that it ya know I am a genious.

[BardTard]

Playing or talking bout FF8 with my friend...ah yes, the... "list." You don't need to know. Well I said for some odd reason "the dog shall rape the cat." After that came "Satan's gonna rape you."

[DarkLadyNyara]

I snorted a pixie stick. >_<

[black orb]

>>> I talk to dogs and cats, and sometimes I bite their ears and paws..

[Araciel]

I snorted a pixie stick. >_<

dood that's awesome

[Cuchulainn]

I put marmalade on my nipples and ran topless through a wood.

[escobert]

There is never a day that passes that I don't do something stupid in some way, shape, or form. o_o

seriously, my life is nothing but random stupid things all balled into one. I could never say "oh this was the most random thing to ever happen to me!" because everything is random. I don't plan anything at all besides I know I am going to go to work every day and eat at some point.