I cannot lie for toffee, when I lie I laugh simple as. I can't help it so I try not to well back in school I used to have to lie about things such as doing my homework at the start of class (history was a hot favourite to get left to the first 5 minutes of class, be surprised how long an essay I can write in 5 minutes on history) I used to sit there and act a little cocky because someone would ALWAYS try and drop me in it and I'd laugh at them and say "Seriously? OMG always full of shizz.......this is outrageous how the heck am I meant to have written a 5 side essay in 5 minutes?" I'd be laughing my ass off the entire time and the teacher would agree with me. She had to know I was lying. Just like she knew a few years later when I told her I wouldn't sleep with her I was lying she told me out right then "steve you're a terrible liar".

(she was young and good looking get off my case was also vey married though)

I still laugh uncontrollably when managers have a go at me I stand there and laugh and apologise which suffices to make them even more mad at me, fantastic I then get hauled in front of the store manager who takes one look and says "steve you know the job go do it properly and try not to laugh next time"