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  1. 03-21-2007, 10:09 PM #46
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    I got told a couple of jokes the other day:

    How do you get 4 Popes into a car?
    Take off their hats.

    and

    Why did the Monkey fall out of the tree?
    It was dead.

    Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree?
    It was stapled to the first Monkey.

    Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree?
    Peer pressure.
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  2. 03-21-2007, 10:16 PM #47
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    If I was a letter, then...
    Wait, I is a letter. Damn it.
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  3. 03-21-2007, 10:32 PM #48
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    That was a crap version of a great joke I once heard.

    Funny, but not as funny as the old lady one.
    'My oh my, who is that dandy man with his jolly fine hat?' wondered the clouds.
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    Then tell the lady one.
    everything is wrapped in gray
    i'm focusing on your image
    can you hear me in the void?
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  5. 03-21-2007, 11:13 PM #50
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    I can't remember it.

    But it was basically the same as that, but with a Canadian bank manager's testicles, instead of pissing.
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    One word, LOL

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  7. 03-22-2007, 07:23 PM #52
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    I love baps.
    The bread kind.

    Now that everyone has agreed that that joke rawks teh wrld, what are we to do now?
    'My oh my, who is that dandy man with his jolly fine hat?' wondered the clouds.
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  8. 03-25-2007, 02:55 PM #53
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    LOL!! Painfully funnier than the Bar Room Jokes I read in FHM!!
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