Whenever people attack me, saying "OMFG Y RNT U GVN $ 2 TEH KIDZZZZ???????" I just tell them I don't care and I hope every little poor, starving child just dies.

It's a lie, because I'm actually a very caring person. I would give money if I had money to spare. And also the reaction when I say that is hilarious. It's usually people I don't like anyway so I don't give a flying auntie what they think.