Sarcasm? Me? Never!

[Xaven]

I don't like it when people suck at sarcasm and try to insult you. :P

1.) Sometimes. Depends on my mood.
2.) Love it if it's well-done.
3.) I don't feel like telling a story. :O

[Mr.Bogus]

I have stopped being sarcastic in the early 50´s...

Why?

Well because it doesn´t do you any good i have lost many friends that way...just keep it real and everything will turn out ok!

[Breine]

I'm very sarcastic as well - most Danes are actually. It's part of our humour. I dig sarcasm, and frankly I don't know what I'd do without it.

[Araciel]

i'm kinda sarcastic sure

[oddler]

Your sarcasm detector is broken.

Best post ever.

[Ouch!]

Apparently, unless I'm relying trying to make it obvious, I mask my sarcasm very well. This causes many people to take me seriously. This usually results in angering the other party involved because my sarcasm usually isn't very nice.

I'm a lot less sarcastic online. I can't be bothered adding in some kind of note identifying the sarcasm. I've pissed way too many people off in the past, so I try to keep a lid on it as best as possible.

I usually fail horribly.

[Hazzard]

My sarcasm is the greatest when I'm offline. Right about now i would struggle with pulling off some witty lines--but trust me, being an actor in training is all about sarcasm.
It's all the rage these days...

[kikimm]

I don't think I'm too sarcastic online, but offline I can be a real sarcastic bitch. Although that still hasn't stopped the girl who sits in front of me in English from talking to me. My god. It gets my mom mad, though. And my other family members. I put special effort in to not be mean to my friends, whether I'm successful or not.

I don't try to be clever with it, though.

[Gaius Drakan]

I am waay too sarcastic. I get into hell of a lot of trouble because of it.

[Rye]

I'm usually not sarcastic. xD

[Zeldy]

I don't think I use any Sarcasm, unless "Well, SOZ" is sarcasm xD

[Yamaneko]

No, I'm not.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

A'yo, I'm never sarcastic. I love this thread because it has a lot of positive response that I really give a damn about...:rolleyes2

[Quindiana Jones]

One time, about November-ish time frame, I was visiting my girlfriend as she was in a play. And I was hanging out with a group of her friends who took it upon themselves to keep me entertained (for whatever reason, I guess my glares and uninterested responses weren't enough to ward them off). Anyway, one of the kids found out I was colorblind, and that is a source of many entertainments to people who aren't colorblind. He asked me what colors I can see.

I looked him dead in the eye, with a tiny smirk, and said, "None. I only see in black and white." He believes me to this day.

You are so hawt right now.

[Maxico]

I'm being sarcastic about 80% of the time.

Unfortunatly alot of people don't pick up on that, which can be awkward.