Mmmm.....tasty lockage.

[Quindiana Jones]

When I scroll down this thread, I can't help but notice the mass of locked threads.

I'm too lazy to read them all (any), so I'm gonna assume that some were made for the comedy of insta-close threads. Y'know, like the "Don't you just love anal?" ones etc. Anyway, I can't help but wonder a few things. Mainly:

1. What drives you crazy people to do such a thing?
2. Does anyone find it funny?
3. What do you think are the chances of this thread being closed by someone, just because they think it'll be funny?

My answers areeeeee:

1. I don't know. I don't care.
2. Yes. I do. Sometimes.
3. Fairly high.

[Bunny]

1. April Fool's
2. April Fool's
3. April Fool's

I read like 2% of this thread.

[oddler]

I thought this thread was going to be about eating hair.

1. What drives you crazy people to do such a thing?
2. Does anyone find it funny?
3. What do you think are the chances of this thread being closed by someone, just because they think it'll be funny?

1. I have no idea. Drugs or humor are my bets.
2. I find it hilarious. Quips and fast humor are the best kinds.
3. 1 to 33.