Quotes in-and-out of context

[Quindiana Jones]

Such as this one now, eh BoB? This one now.

[Rye]

Dan (DK, not GB) (11:19 PM):
it wasn't even just a few strands of hair either she proper had an amish beard on her puckered cadbury avenue

[Madame Adequate]

Jess says:
I'm just curiousss xD
Jess says:
Like curious about boys peeing

[Momiji]

Dan (DK, not GB) (11:19 PM):
it wasn't even just a few strands of hair either she proper had an amish beard on her puckered cadbury avenue

It's sort of hard to not figure out the context on that one. :kaolook:

[Shoeberto]

(1:40:06 AM) the_indigo_one: I think I'm gonna finish scraping my statue

[The Last Oath]

"Im training it"

[Jiro]

My friend: "Why're you touching Dik?"
Sounds better than it looks, honest

[Raistlin]

Jojo's one of the best ones to get these quotes from. Probably my favorite (I edited out my responses, but only took out one or two statements from her):

meow ^.^ says:
i've been
meow ^.^ says:
trying to blow
meow ^.^ says:
fior like
meow ^.^ says:
half an hour
meow ^.^ says:
and i'm gonna pass out
meow ^.^ says:
XD
meow ^.^ says:
it's SOOOOO HARD
meow ^.^ says:
lol xD it's for greg my roomie!!!
meow ^.^ says:
it's his bday tmr
meow ^.^ says:
but I can't blow it !! =(
meow ^.^ says:
I'm a failure!!!
meow ^.^ says:
i'm gonna pass out seriously!!


Later in the same convo:

meow ^.^ says:
it was sooooo huge
meow ^.^ says:
i'm gonna puke =(
meow ^.^ says:
well not really
meow ^.^ says:
but it was huuuuuge

[Shiny]

PG says:
wait
PG says:
YOU'RE NOT SAGENSYG
PGsays:
GOd I'm drunk
Shiny says:
LMAO
PG says:
Holy
PG says:
NO WTF

I won't put what else Peegee said cuz I'm not that mean.

McLovin' says:
IAGTTCYC
McLovin' says:
thats what you want to do/?
Shiny says:
O_o

I love when EoFFers are drunk.

[Bahamut2000X]

I'ld like to see Joy try and argue her way out of this evidence of her azn-ness!

[Caraliz]

friend: These girls from my dorm made a video.
me: Oh god.
me: Wait what?
me: Was it a lesbian sex toy porn video?
friend: You wish.
friend: But no.
me: I hear the pastor of my church enjoys to watch those
me: He talks about them quite frequently in his sermons
friend: "And on the fifth day, God invented strap-ons."

[Yar]

Not a post, but a headline I found today. It caught me off-guard.

'Santa' opens fire at Calif. party; 3 dead

It's funny until the "3 dead" part.

[Leen-Leen]

taking quotes out of context? this is a job for ... saglet! :o

[Levian]

Goldenboko sier:
Sounds fun
Goldenboko sier:
Wanna do it? :o

[rubah]

Out of context quotes GO
<Jesse1> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WAS ONLY FOUR CENTIMETERS TOO SMALL ;_;