I watch Lazytown whenever I notice it's on. Why? For the amazing puppets perhaps? Oh no. Maybe for that dastardly fellow's amazing chin and disguises? Certainly not. Why then, would I watch something that has some characters that I don't particularly like or find interesting?
Answer: Sporticus. Oh my gawd he rocks. He's so bendy and acrobatic! I love him. My favourite Sporticus moment was when he was trapped in a little place under a floor somewhere and couldn't get out. But get out he did. How? He hit the walls really hard and an apple fell through a conveniently placed hole in the floorboards and dropped into his hand. He hastened to eat said item, giving him an extraordinary burst of Sporticus-ness, and leaped out from under the floor!
I think everyone should be that little bit more like Sporticus. What do you 'orrible lot think?
Oh, and what a moustache!