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    That is officially the weirdest thing I've heard for a while..

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShlupQuack View Post
    during pregnancy... a woman's brain shrinks 3-5%.
    You have to have somewhere to store all the babies :O
    FOA

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    It is. Women, the ones worth having anyway, sooner or later learn that the "bad boy" image they are attracted to as immature girls doesn't really make for a good husband/father.
    i'll let you guys in on secret: women love men who treat them like dirt :S because as soon as that man shows he cares in some tiny way at all, it makes them feel special.

    what a world.

    also, i would assume the brain shrinks due to the woman's body having to work so hard to keep and maintain another living organism within it...but i suck at sciency stuff....ohmagawd he said 'sciency...' whatta retard!

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    Well, just for having an intimate female life mate, most men's brains simply shut off. Something about scholastic osmosis.

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    The baby absorbs your mind. I thought everyone already knew that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quin 'n' Tonic View Post
    The baby absorbs your mind. I thought everyone already knew that?
    This has been proven false as not all babies are born handicapped.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bipper View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Quin 'n' Tonic View Post
    The baby absorbs your mind. I thought everyone already knew that?
    This has been proven false as not all babies are born handicapped.
    That was awesome.

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    So you tell me this happens, but you don't tell me why? WHY? >:O

    Signature by rubah. I think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    It is. Women, the ones worth having anyway, sooner or later learn that the "bad boy" image they are attracted to as immature girls doesn't really make for a good husband/father.
    Heh, same as immature man hunting for playboy bunny gals
    Me and my kids have dragon eggs:



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    Quote Originally Posted by Araciel View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    It is. Women, the ones worth having anyway, sooner or later learn that the "bad boy" image they are attracted to as immature girls doesn't really make for a good husband/father.
    i'll let you guys in on secret: women love men who treat them like dirt :S because as soon as that man shows he cares in some tiny way at all, it makes them feel special.
    so what? And women dont like men who treat them like dirt

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    What about some sort of gravel?

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    Mud, perhaps.

    Heh, same as immature man hunting for playboy bunny gals
    The ratio of girls who think about a future with a man to men who think about a relationship with a girl are sorely different. Women are far, far more relationship oriented than men are. So you can probably stop trying to find some sort of equal ground just to make things fair.

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    I set up playboy bunny snares, but they weren't dead when I found them so I had to kill them myself.

    What if they give birth to twins or triplets?

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    I don't think the percentage is based on how many kids one has. Just the instance of pregnancy. So it is straight 3-5% regardless.

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    unless baloki's idea is TRUE!

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