Is it possible to fly in some way?

[bipper]

There is a Mullet around here that might know a thing or two about this subject matter.

Nah he just falls, with style.

That would be buzz lightyear.
dignified Pauper Fails with style.

Flying mullet is the real deal though. Well, his ass is, he is just there to allow that ass transportation and a place to sit.

[Flying Mullet]

The best part is my ass lets the rest of me tag along so we can bask in it's awesomeness. What can I say, it's fabulous!

[Quindiana Jones]

Y'know, I hear Jowa can fly.

[Craig]

Flight is impossible for human beings because our bones are too heavy, and we're not built in a way that would allow us to glide on air currents. So it's not possible to do what you're saying, physically.

What if we had wings that were really really cool, like with pictures on them and stuff.

[Quindiana Jones]

What if we had wings that were really really cool, like with pictures on them and stuff.

That'd probably work due to the amount of Awesome radiating off you.

[Flying Mullet]

What if we had wings that were really really cool, like with pictures on them and stuff.

That'd probably work due to the amount of Awesome radiating off you.

True. It's well documented that the awesomer you are, the easier it is to fly.

[Casey]

You can fly, go jump out the window and watch where you land. Or jump down a flight of stairs.

[stalpho slayer]

If that was directed at me, I would kindly ask you to look up the definition of sarcasm so you can understand exactly what my post is not. I was asking a serious question in your serious thread. Get over yourself.

Here, instead I'll crush your dreams:

The only possible way for you to fly is to get on a plane, hang glide, or float away in a hot air balloon. It is humanly impossible to fly using just your arms at this point in time so you should either give up your dreams or wait until science stumbles upon some way to get you in the air.

Was that better?

sarcastic s.o.b. you have to ruin the fun oh and use genetic mutation to make your bones hollow and get wings on your back

[Big D]

Alright, I guess I'll have to give up the idea about the wings, but I've actually heard of some people who once used rockets in order to levitate during an International Sports Event.

That's been done a few times, but it depends on having a fairly calm day with little wind.
Also, there's absolutely no way in hell an untrained amateur could re-create their results at home.

Those 'flying squirrel' body-suits are probably as close as you're likely to get in the foreseeable future, if you rule out hang-gliding and such.

[Mirage]

If that was directed at me, I would kindly ask you to look up the definition of sarcasm so you can understand exactly what my post is not. I was asking a serious question in your serious thread. Get over yourself.

Here, instead I'll crush your dreams:

The only possible way for you to fly is to get on a plane, hang glide, or float away in a hot air balloon. It is humanly impossible to fly using just your arms at this point in time so you should either give up your dreams or wait until science stumbles upon some way to get you in the air.

Was that better?

sarcastic s.o.b. you have to ruin the fun oh and use genetic mutation to make your bones hollow and get wings on your back

And at the same time break every bone in your body when you trip.

[Flying Mullet]

If that was directed at me, I would kindly ask you to look up the definition of sarcasm so you can understand exactly what my post is not. I was asking a serious question in your serious thread. Get over yourself.

Here, instead I'll crush your dreams:

The only possible way for you to fly is to get on a plane, hang glide, or float away in a hot air balloon. It is humanly impossible to fly using just your arms at this point in time so you should either give up your dreams or wait until science stumbles upon some way to get you in the air.

Was that better?

sarcastic s.o.b. you have to ruin the fun oh and use genetic mutation to make your bones hollow and get wings on your back

And at the same time break every bone in your body when you trip.

Then don't trip.

[Jowy]

Y'know, I hear Jowa can fly.

Flight requires two people. I can't pull it off alone. ;o

[Mirage]

If that was directed at me, I would kindly ask you to look up the definition of sarcasm so you can understand exactly what my post is not. I was asking a serious question in your serious thread. Get over yourself.

Here, instead I'll crush your dreams:

The only possible way for you to fly is to get on a plane, hang glide, or float away in a hot air balloon. It is humanly impossible to fly using just your arms at this point in time so you should either give up your dreams or wait until science stumbles upon some way to get you in the air.

Was that better?

sarcastic s.o.b. you have to ruin the fun oh and use genetic mutation to make your bones hollow and get wings on your back

And at the same time break every bone in your body when you trip.

Then don't trip.

Someone could have set a trap.

[Flying Mullet]

If that was directed at me, I would kindly ask you to look up the definition of sarcasm so you can understand exactly what my post is not. I was asking a serious question in your serious thread. Get over yourself.

Here, instead I'll crush your dreams:

The only possible way for you to fly is to get on a plane, hang glide, or float away in a hot air balloon. It is humanly impossible to fly using just your arms at this point in time so you should either give up your dreams or wait until science stumbles upon some way to get you in the air.

Was that better?

sarcastic s.o.b. you have to ruin the fun oh and use genetic mutation to make your bones hollow and get wings on your back

And at the same time break every bone in your body when you trip.

Then don't trip.

Someone could have set a trap.

Then don't trip the trap so you don't trip on the trap?

[Lawr]

If that was directed at me, I would kindly ask you to look up the definition of sarcasm so you can understand exactly what my post is not. I was asking a serious question in your serious thread. Get over yourself.

Here, instead I'll crush your dreams:

The only possible way for you to fly is to get on a plane, hang glide, or float away in a hot air balloon. It is humanly impossible to fly using just your arms at this point in time so you should either give up your dreams or wait until science stumbles upon some way to get you in the air.

Was that better?

sarcastic s.o.b. you have to ruin the fun oh and use genetic mutation to make your bones hollow and get wings on your back

And at the same time break every bone in your body when you trip.

Then don't trip.

Someone could have set a trap.

O RLY?