Cid's Knight Application
Forum Name: Quin 'n' Tonic.
Real First Name: Arthur.
Age: 16.
Years general gaming experience: Roughly 6.
Years Final Fantasy(tm) experience: Roughly 6.
Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game: I'm an FF whore. They're all good to me.
Short Answer
1) Have you ever moderated a forum before? Yes.
1.a) If so, which one (please provide link), for how long, and are you still there presently? No can do, missy. It be dead.
2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF Forums Staff?
Staff Porn. And the nifty little blue thingy. And..uhh...I want to make EoFF a better place?
3) If you were asked to participate in a Staff Orgy, how far would you be willing to go? Sister, I'd be starting the damn thing!
Long Answer
1) Imagine the users of LOCP decided to invade the forum, registering many accounts and spamming it up. What would your actions be in this situation? Sob a little, then wait for someone else to do something useful, and then copy them and take all the credit. Then ban Raistlin.
2) Describe the perfect way to catch Raistlin slipping up so he can be banned. Hack into his account (PM him asking for his password....he's not too bright, I hear), then send offensive PMs to all the staff...hang on. He does that already, doesn't he? Hell, just ban him for the fun of it.
3) Detail what you would do to promote the forum in other venues.
I would do this with everything I write.
4) Detail what you would to heighten the enjoyment of the forum for existing members. Ummm....I guess I'd have to stop my crappy spamming as much, and I know they'd enjoy that. Bastards. I'm banning you all ASAP for that.
5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ).
I'd be willing to try.
Subjective Section
What makes you so special?
The incredible amounts of spam I manage to shoot out my arse. I hear that's a good way to become a CK, y'hear?
That was fun.