Today, I was happily walking along through town, slightly upset by my lack of money, but altogether happy due to the fact that that particular school day had ended and my Science exam had been a piece of piss. Then I was suddenly set upon by a pair of fighting gulls! They flew straight towards me, but luckily my jet pilot reactions acquired from my previous Ninja Training enabled me to bend over backwards and dodge the otherwise face bound birds.
Of course, the utter ignorance of humanity made sure that, in the exceptionally crowded town that day, only one person saw my feat. He was thoroughly impressed, a let out a sound to show it!
After that exciting event, I couldn't help but grin all the way back home.
Here is a pretty picture of what happened:
Oh yeah...TOPIC: Have you ever displayed a feat of amazing dexterity/reflex...ness/or summat like that which was completely ignored by everyone?