Have you ever looked at one object or person and called it/them by a completely different title/name?

I looked at our toaster, and nearly called it the printer...Plus, I'll look at my cat (named Cat) and call him Emmy (which is the name of our new puppy), and vice-versa.

Or, I'll look at my sister Madison and call her Cat, and look at Cat and call him Madison



I'm a horrible person ;_;