OMG NO WAI I CANNOT BELIEVE I JUST DID THAT :(

[Lynx]

ok i had something like this happen the other day.

for those who dont know my real name is brett. the other day i was talking to my friend paige and instead of saying her name for some reason i called her brett. i go "wait thats my name not yours"

[Breine]

I've accidentally called my teacher "dad" a couple of times... I hate it when that happens.

[Tallulah]

I tend to put the cereal in the fridge, and the milk in the cupboard D:

I did this once. Mmm, cold Coco Pops...

My mum very occasionally accidentally calls me 'Dawn' (the name of her younger sister), and sometimes my friend Tracey get's her kids' names (Taylor and George) mixed up.

[Croyles]

I do that too and mix up my friends names its so awkward. One time I put the remote in the dish washer and kept the glass where it was.

At least you didnt piss in the washing basket and put the washing in the toilet.
Well, neither have I but....

[Polaris]

Yeah happens all the time! It's a classic!

[Quindiana Jones]

I do it all the time, but on purpose. I just can't be arsed to think of what things/people are actually called, so just say the first word that comes into my head. And when I can't be bothered to finish a sentence, I just say "blah blah blah" and stop talking.

[Jessweeee♪]

I went looking in my fridge for my mp3 player

I also call my cousins and my friends by my brother's name all of the time when I'm angry with them. I'm not used to being angry at other people, so I'm always like "CHRI-I MEAN _____" then they don't take me seriously DX

[prayzer]

My daughter's name is Kristen Jayd, and we used to have a cat named Cougar, so when Kristen would get into something she shouldn't, I think I've actually called her Cougar Jayd before.

[Discord]

Confusing things' all right. Not being sure on how to spell you mothers full name is a problem.=}

[Woodinator]

yeah i called a teacher dad once...he still gives me crap about that XD

A couple times i accidently peed in the shower instead of the toilet....

....ok fine...i did it on purpose

[Jessweeee♪]

I once looked in the fridge for my favorite skirt

[stalpho slayer]

i called my uncle mom his face was like

[Discord]

I once looked in the fridge for my favorite skirt

You'll laugh, but I constantly end up looking in the fridge for all sorts of things, e.g. telephones, hair-brushes, etc. Once I actually did find my MP3 player next to the milk, but then it was the 1st of April.

[Jessweeee♪]

I once looked in the fridge for my school binder

[Denmark]

sometimes when i brush my teeth (in the upstairs bathroom, where there is a sink) i've gone all the way downstairs to spit when i have no reason to. i've looked in the freezer for mail or something like that. i've taken dirty dishes to the bathroom instead of putting them in the dishwasher. et cetera.