Kids are funny. What's the funniest insult you've heard from a little one recently?
Your mum looks like Hagrid!
Kids are funny. What's the funniest insult you've heard from a little one recently?
You smell like poo.
Why my good Sir Quin, tis funny you should ask.Originally Posted by Quin 'n' Tonic
Yestereve, I am driving down my small rural road, and there is a tot but of the age of three riding his little tricycle at the end of his driveway. Being the sucker and concerning type I am, I turn around and drive by him again, and just mention, "Perhapses you might want ot go inside there buddy, it's kinda late. " The kid says nothing. So I drive off and turn back around and he is sitting there still so I just kinda wave and smile, and he gave me a glare that would crack any omen and make it run for cover, then unleashed a flurry of rocks at my car. My buddy, lyle, was in the passenger seat rolling up his window, and all he could say is, "smurf that kid!". We drove off like a couple of scared bitches, cause in fact, we were.
"Tiffany, you fail!"
From my little sister's friend Danny to her (she's 6, he's 5). I LAWL'd.
I hear so many. The ones that stick in my mind the most is "Have you gothhhhh the time?" and "Oh my goth!". On both occasions I just burst out laughing at the thought of me being a goth.
My little sister called me a poop nose once
Demondude55 called me a noob once.My little sister called me a poop nose once
Lol i've never called anyone a noobDemondude55 called me a noob once.My little sister called me a poop nose once
noob
Lol i've never called anyone a noobDemondude55 called me a noob once.My little sister called me a poop nose once
noob*proof* (he also throws rocks at my car whilst riding his trike)
I'd believe you if my name was spelt right you spelt it dedonndude
Though the trike part is true
My friend's little boy Taylor was trying on my glasses, and he said: 'These glasses fit me and I'm just a little boy. How come they fit me?' and I said 'Because you have a big head.' And he replied 'Like yours!'
I walked into that one...
"I work in one of those humble call centres... Apparently, what we're doing at the moment is 'sprinkling our magic along the way'. It's a call centre, not Hogwarts." ~ Caroline Garlick, Ayrshire, BBC News Magazine
When my cousin was little, his favorite insult was "YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND!"
It broke my heart to hear the little guy say that
I was being goalkeeper at my little cousins birthday (he's 6). Anyway I wouldn't move and he just kept on kicking the ball straight at me and i'd either save it or it would bounce off my legs. He got really angry and started crying, and said 'Donal, Your such a reflecter!', then went off crying inside.
It was so funny.
Str8 Pimpin'
Yr Mom is definitely abundant in the kiddie society.
I pay attention like a squirell
The majority of two year olds in my life seem to think my name is Ree Ree.
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