June Ciddies 2007 - Revelation Thread - BACK IN BLACK! Or rather gold. I don't know.

[theundeadhero]

(EOFF Meetup)

[Shauna]

xD Don't kill Scotland plz.

[Odaisé Gaelach]

I believe that the server is located somewhere on the spdude properties, in CA. Fortunately, we don't have to aim very smartly, because this bomb will make the state sink right off the coast! Take that you stupid West-Coasters!

Us Americans don't care about pronunciation. The way I saw it was "gael-lich," which is only pronounced gay-lock if you have a speech impediment and a severe mental defect.

Awaiting your authorization, General. I've already put my code in.

EDIT: An EMP nuke is being prepared, currently as we speak. It will be launching from Severnaya. Our third nuke is 75% operational. ETA 35 minutes.

Don't worry, everything's going just fine! You guys relax. Why not watch the Godfather trilogy!

Dammit, 35 minutes? Will we be able to distract them for long enough?

Fine. Get the EMP nuke ready. Keep the second one on standby: we can launch it at the last minute if they manage to stop the EMP.

Lituenant theundeadhero, good job on the disguise! I want you to infiltrate Award Guy's house and get the rest of the Ciddie Winner's list from him. We'll set up our own forums, and claim the Ciddies for myself!

Ourselves!

(Insert evil laugh here)

EDIT: Now now Shauna, there's nothing to be worried about. I'm planning to visit Scotland in a month to make a documentary of the destruction the nuke has caused. I mean, Glasgow.

[Goldenboko]

I would fix my speech, but that would require me to not be lazy, and obviously I am very lazy.

I don't feel safe anymore the last Golden Chocobo must survive the impending nuclear doom *flees*

[Shauna]

I am like the cockroach! A Nuclear bomb cannot kill me!

And ;_;. Poor Glasgow. But lucky I don't live in GLasgow!

[Ultima Shadow]

What? A break? OMFG! FAPPING TIME!!!

[Odaisé Gaelach]

I've already improved the speech for you 'Boko:

All hail the new overlords. All hail Odaisé's Knights.

In the apocalypse of EoFF, we have risen from the ashes to form a new superforum! We pay homage to the master, General Gaelach! All hail General Gaelach! All hail!

And the winner of the Ciddie is:

You like?

I am like the cockroach! A Nuclear bomb cannot kill me!

And ;_;. Poor Glasgow. But lucky I don't live in GLasgow!

I'll just step on you. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Blast! Then were do you live? Edinburgh? Cardiff?

[Zeldy]

a break? Its 1am. Im gonna have to call it a night ;__;

[Shauna]

I am like the cockroach! A Nuclear bomb cannot kill me!

And ;_;. Poor Glasgow. But lucky I don't live in GLasgow!

I'll just step on you. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Blast! Then were do you live? Edinburgh? Cardiff?

Well, I live in East Kilbride. It's about 30 minutes away from Glasgow. I was just being very specific. xD And Cardiff is in Wales.

[theundeadhero]

LT? Officer?

Pfft, I work for a living. Sergeant theundeadhero.

[yanis]

a break? Its 1am. Im gonna have to call it a night ;__;

Yeah, sure it's a night, but it's 3am!:rolleyes2

[Odaisé Gaelach]

Well, I live in East Kilbride. It's about 30 minutes away from Glasgow. I was just being very specific. xD And Cardiff is in Wales.

East Kilbride... of course! It makes sense now! Very well. Major Tavrobel, aim the nuke at... somewhere at isn't East Kilbride!

Aim it slowly at East Kilbride. Her vision is based on movement...

Wales, Scotland, Switzerland, it's all the same.

EDIT: Fine, Sergeant theundeadhero. Now, have you got the Ciddies List yet?

[Tavrobel]

Don't worry, everything's going just fine! You guys relax. Why not watch the Godfather trilogy!

Dammit, 35 minutes? Will we be able to distract them for long enough?

Fine. Get the EMP nuke ready. Keep the second one on standby: we can launch it at the last minute if they manage to stop the EMP.

Lituenant theundeadhero, good job on the disguise! I want you to infiltrate Award Guy's house and get the rest of the Ciddie Winner's list from him. We'll set up our own forums, and claim the Ciddies for myself!

Ourselves!

(Insert evil laugh here)

EDIT: Now now Shauna, there's nothing to be worried about. I'm planning to visit Scotland in a month to make a documentary of the destruction the nuke has caused. I mean, Glasgow.

Yeah, just relax. Nothing's going to happen any time soon. Just go about your merry way. Scotland won't burn anytime soon. Just relax. The sky is bright, and the day is long! Watch some Cardcaptor Sakura!

Of course. All we have to do is keep telling them that everything is fine. It works for George Bush. As for Scotland, it won't have enough debris at ground zero for anything to burn. Maybe an ant if someone manages to find a magnifying glass made of cockroaches. The bomb has a 525-mile radius. I could aim it at London and it would still hit. Actually, that might be a good idea. Psychotic is the most wary of those Shinra.

EMP nuke ready. Approaching optimal coordinates in a few minutes. The re-directional satellite should stay in orbit at prime position for about three hours. Yes! Finally, we shall be recognized for our efforts and work!

Our third nuke ETA'd at 25 minutes.

[Shauna]

Yay not EK!

[JackNapier]

Ahh, finally read up 'till now.

*totally arrives in neon green limo-hummer *

Where's the makeup-boy?