EoFF’s Sexiest Male isn’t a male supermodel. He’s not a lumberjack, (well I don’t think we’ve ever had a lumberjack anyways), he doesn’t have his own razor commercial and he definitely, definitely doesn’t bathe as often as he probably should. Except maybe Breine, he looks like a pretty clean guy.
Another thing that sets EoFF’s Sexiest Male apart is that he doesn’t necessarily have to be seen by anyone in order to gauge his appeal. I have never seen a picture of Del Murder or The Fonz, but both strapping gentlemen are fan-favorites for the award. Either that means EoFFers find sex appeal beyond what our skin tells us, or we just have a fetish for mystery men. (Speaking of Mystery Men, it Del murder really does look like
this he’s a shoe-in. Who could resist the ‘stache?)
Here’s a run-down of your nominees, and why they have a fighting chance at the Ciddie.
Breine Gorgeous, Danish, sweetheart.
Del Murder Mysterious, hilarious, Miriel will destroy you.
DK Swinger, friendly, site staff pride.
Dr Unne Brains, dexterous origami-folding hands, *smite*.
Iceglow Good guy, has actually been seen by other EoFFers in real life, rock ‘n’ roll.
Jowy Cute fella, chat whore, ^_^
Levian Wakka. Wakka. Wakka.
Maxx Power Not afraid of
wearing tights, has a name you’d like to touch.
Psychotic Talks to everybody, violent, British.
roto13 Got a haircut, tells it like it is, posts with crazy font colors.
Sergeant Hartman Who doesn’t want to be yelled at in bed? Sir, yes [i]sir.[/b]
The Fonz Ayyyyyy.
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
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