Cutting yonder rug

[Flying Mullet]

Two parts to this doozy:

Can you dance?
Do you like to dance?

Me, I have rhythm, but it never makes it to my feet. I think it gets lost in my spleen or something. Anyways, I can't dance, but I love to try anyways and embarrass those around me.

[Rye]

No and no. xD But I love watching people dance.

[Odaisé Gaelach]

Does headbanging cound as dancing?

[JKTrix]

I can't dance and don't particularly enjoy it. However if I'm with a girl and she wants to dance I'll usually do it after some mild coercion--enough so she knows I don't really like dancing, yet I'll do it for her.

Nothing like putting aside your ego for your girl's pleasure.

[I Don't Need A Name]

Heck yeah i dance..even though i can't XD

Does headbanging cound as dancing?

well that works for me!

[blackmage_nuke]

I like playing Dance Dance Revolution and Pump it up But i can only play easy songs so far

[Bunny]

Tap, salsa, and ballroom, mainly. But I have been known to partake in breakdancing and a bit of the line dance.

[Sergeant Hartman]

I can dance only when there's canned heat in my heels.

[rubah]

For some reason when I think I'm dancing good people start to say things to embarass me when I was not before and it makes me sad! They're always raining on my parade!

[Quindiana Jones]

I can't and I usually try. But sometimes it's just more fun watching other people fail.

[JackNapier]

I not very good nor do I like it. But like JKTrix said, my girl really loves dancing, and I'll do it occasionally for her sake.

[Brennan]

I can't and I don't

[oddler]

I feel the beat and bob my head. That's about as close as I get.

[Old Manus]

When inebriated only. I can do a very lopsided moonwalk, but other than that,

[Meat Puppet]

No, and no. But I do it anyway.