Let’s see.
Loudmouth little fat girls that can’t stop shouting whatever is in their mind; trailer trash, stoner mothers who try to feign sophistication by eating panini and drinking chai latte; engine headed goons who seek pleasure by getting drunk/high/whatever, and then
ting the life out of people who sleep at 3AM (what kind of square is asleep at 3AM?!) by doing creepy things with their cars; old people; dogs that bark at me; dogs that
in public; dogs that smurf in public; those hardcore Christians; hardcore Atheists; morons; sports enthusiasts that are so hardcore that they have to turn every activity into some kind of makeshift variation of one (or more) of their favorite sports;
Europeans; old people; slutty, blond, teenage girls who think that the ability to control a few drooling zombies with their reproductive organs means that they are prime slice of humanity; leaky faucets; bitch-ass little kids so desperate to be
gangsta, that they are willing to go to extreme lengths to turn their otherwise fine community into a quasi-Compton (or whatever the gangsta mecha is... I don’t know anything about this kind of thing); gangstas; rockers; punks; rocking chairs; fat morons who take pride in hogging the sidewalk with their stupid strollers and retarded children, forcing me to risk my life by to get past them by walking on the road (or risking getting my shoes dirty by walking on grass—I would prefer the former); myself; “hot” girls; jackasses in cars who find such joy in screaming animal noises at the poor folk who choose to walk to work; homophobes; cancer; the
Customer is Always Right; gays; fat, hoofed women, who think it is their duty to clop around and complain about everything that anyone is doing, even if what anyone is doing is not even wrong; Quin 'n' Tonic; racists; anti-racists; anti-anti-racists; the assholes in front of me in the shopping center checkout, who enjoy looking through my groceries and then taking a quick peek at my face; the
that hairdressers talk about; birds in nesting season or whatever, who like to beat the
out of people walking past; people who list “girls” several times under their interests; condescending mummies; god; people in cars who stare—in
disgust—at people waiting to cross at a red light (as if it is some kind of crime); people who make me jealous, and the things they do; intellectuals; the semicolon; getting my
wrecked
There is more, but I have to go to work now.