*I hate losing pens. My pens always run out, and so I hoard them. Like, literally. I have a fetish for buying pens. I hate being penless. I like writing my notes in variations of blue and black and pink and red and orange, ball points and gel. So when people steal my pens or mistreat them, I really get angry. But I don't do anything about it :-(

*Oh, and people who are loud and noisy in the mornings. smurf off. I want to sleep.

*And people who make noises in exams with their plastic bags and pens and feet and tap tap tap. The lowest of the low. They drive me crazy. I've wished horrible twisted deaths on more people in exams than in the rest of my life put together.

*Alan Pardew. He's ugly.