I fought with a pickle because I keep it gangsta

[oddler]

I vacuumed a ruler because he took my taco.

[LunarWeaver]

I burned a red bandana because I keep it gangsta.

Mine makes an eerie amount of sense :sad:

[Flying Mullet]

I smoked with my neighbor because thats how I roll.

[Quindiana Jones]

I danced with a pole because he took my taco.

[Northcrest]

I cried with a bowl of alphabet cereal because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.

[fire_of_avalon]

I smoked with YOUR TRUE LOVE because I hate baseball. I don't hate baseball!

[Fonzie]

I drove over a monkey because emo's suck.


Wow.

[Zeromus_X]

I ate a noodle because I keep it gangsta.

[Shiny]

I smoked with YOUR TRUE LOVE because I hate baseball. I don't hate baseball!

But you are currently shirtless.

[Værn]

I burned a pickle because I said I could.

[JackNapier]

I am in love with YOUR brother, because emo's suck. Ain't it the truth?

[Rengori]

I drove over a monkey because I was drunk. Same reason I made my signature.

[Fonzie]

I drove over a monkey because I was drunk. Same reason I made my signature.

Dude, we have the exact same birthday!

[Rengori]

I drove over a monkey because I was drunk. Same reason I made my signature.

Dude, we have the exact same birthday!

Whoa! That's cool! But you're a year older than me. (Even though it says we have the same year in my profile, long story)

[Rase]

I sang to an asian because he took my taco.

I sang your stupid song PG, give me my taco!