Jesus v. Lucifer

[Quindiana Jones]

i don't know if you slit his vein open you'd get drunk...

Of course you wouldn't. You have to drink it first.

[Northcrest]

Jesus he is the best person ever. Hey I'm catholic. Plus he parties like a rock star.

[Mirage]

Lucifer!

[escobert]

I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!! :frust:

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

If you use the Bible as a source, Lucifer is not another name for Satan...

Lucifer since it means "light bearer", "bringer of light", "morning star" (alternative name for Venus as it appears in the morning).

[Fonzie]

If you use the Bible as a source, Lucifer is not another name for Satan...

Lucifer since it means "light bearer", "bringer of light", "morning star" (alternative name for Venus as it appears in the morning).

GTFO.

[Dynast-Kid]

WTF no Vishnu option?

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

If you use the Bible as a source, Lucifer is not another name for Satan...

Lucifer since it means "light bearer", "bringer of light", "morning star" (alternative name for Venus as it appears in the morning).

GTFO.

[Fonzie]

If you use the Bible as a source, Lucifer is not another name for Satan...

Lucifer since it means "light bearer", "bringer of light", "morning star" (alternative name for Venus as it appears in the morning).

GTFO.

[fire_of_avalon]

Jesus already told that fool while they were in the wilderness. He can do it again.

[Mirage]

I only chose Lucifer because he's got the cooler name.

[Quindiana Jones]

I'd still be pretty chuffed being called Jesus.

[Fonzie]

Jesus already told that fool while they were in the wilderness. He can do it again.

Is that when he's walking in the desert, and Satan offers him food, but Jesus is like "LOL GTFO"?

[Quindiana Jones]

Jesus already told that fool while they were in the wilderness. He can do it again.

Is that when he's walking in the desert, and Satan offers him food, but Jesus is like "LOL GTFO"?

I'd totally read more if the Bible was written like that.

[Rengori]