View Poll Results: Well, who would take game, set, and match?

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  • Federer! He is the world champion, after all!

    10 37.04%
  • Sephiroth? Lose to a mere human? Inconceivable!

    4 14.81%
  • It all depends on what surface they play on.

    7 25.93%
  • Is it best of three or best of five sets?

    3 11.11%
  • This is the stupidest vs thread yet!

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Thread: Roger Federer vs Sephiroth

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    The spoon is too big! Firo Volondé's Avatar
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    Default Roger Federer vs Sephiroth



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    No, not in a duel to the death. In a tennis match!

    To make it less one-sided, Sephiroth can't kill or maim Federer. He has to beat him fair and square.

    Personally, I don't think Seph has it in him. Burning down villages and murdering flower girls is one thing, but you can't just pick up a racquet and immediately be a champion, no matter how many Jenova cells you have injected into your body.

    Let's debate this hot topic! Ready? Set? GO!
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    Lol, Federer ftw!

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    He's charging his lasers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sergeant Hartman View Post
    Lol, Federer ftw!

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    Federer obv. He can hover.

    Technically so can old Sephi, but Firo says no powers for him.

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    Kevin Federline would destroy them all.

    (I originally thought this was who was being referred to. And then I actually read the thread.)

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    That Federer guy. He levitates.

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    Federer. But only if it's on grass.

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    un Sephiroth would win...he has that long kantana...it could slice Roger Federer into 2....

    (Sorry if there is any fans of Roger Ferderer)

    But Sephiroth is really strong...and scarey
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    it'll be a draw... or even a win win situation, federer gets killed by seph's sword ( which seph wins ) but then he will go to jail ( federer wins ).

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    Quote Originally Posted by -=Squall-Leonhart=- View Post
    it'll be a draw... or even a win win situation, federer gets killed by seph's sword ( which seph wins ) but then he will go to jail ( federer wins ).
    Quote Originally Posted by Marluxiaswife View Post
    un Sephiroth would win...he has that long kantana...it could slice Roger Federer into 2....

    (Sorry if there is any fans of Roger Ferderer)

    But Sephiroth is really strong...and scarey
    Can't you guys read?

    Quote Originally Posted by Firo Volondé View Post

    To make it less one-sided, Sephiroth can't kill or maim Federer. He has to beat him fair and square.

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    It depends on the surface.

    If its grass, then Sephy aint got a chance. But if its on clay, then Sephy could get him into a bit of trouble. Especially the backhand can be erratic on an off day, and if Sephy can be a powerhouse from the back of the court he's certainly in with a shout. Also, the long reach of his Masamune would stand him in good stead, although if his mummy cant make the journey then he doesnt stand a hope in hell.

    And speaking of hell, I can imagine Sephy getting dehydrated easily. Also, hed better watch out for that trick shot of Federer. When Fedy has his backed turned he may just catch Sephy out, because he can fire a good hard ball through his legs straight into the family jewels

    Maybe Sephiroth would be like Keifer, and only take a set off consistantly, and nothing more. Im not sure if he's muscly enough to do a Rafael Nadal, although he's good at sticking in like Nalbandian. That could allow him to come back from two sets down to win 3-2. Its been done before.


    Overall, you have to say that Federer is favourite. But on an off day, on clay, Sephiroth may just have a shout.

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    These just keep on getting worse.

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    I cant believe I posted that really long post, and noone read it.


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    It's pretty hard to announce a winner when none of the contestants are real.


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