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    BBC NEWS | Magazine | Should we simplify spelling?

    I think it seems a bit silly really, trying to change hundreds of spellings when English is generally a well spoken and spelt language anyway. Any mistakes should be fixed by improving the standard of English lessons rather than changing the entire bloody language. I also think it would be hell for different accents ("grarss" in the South versus "Grasss" in the North was one example given in the comments.)

    What do you reckon?
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    If this happens, I'm learning French.

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    Whenever someone brings this up I feel like I'm going to burst a smurfing blood vessel in my head or something. It makes me so pissed off. As you said, it's not the answer to this problem.
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    Yay for lowering the standard because people are too stupid to make an effort to learn the proper way to write and speak! How low can you go!?


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    Then how would you choose to simplify a word such as "acquaintance"?
    Would it be re-worded as "ukwaintens"?



    Dhet sawnds lajk u gudd ajdiiu!!! :rolleyes2

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    Everyone learn English and go from there

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    Our current spelling system is good. It makes it easier to keep the stupid people poor.

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    English = Esperanto.

    It's ALMOST the truth!

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    what?!? spelling is hard?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShlupQuack View Post
    Our current spelling system is good. It makes it easier to keep the stupid people poor.
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    Addicted - adicted
    It's one extra sodding "d"! It's not that hard to remember!

    Are - ar
    Three letters? Ohh, that's much too complicated...

    Benefit - bennefit
    *starts foaming at the mouth*

    One - wun
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    WTF? English is already the easiest language in the world! If they simplify it even more english teachers will be unemployed! :rolleyes2 Politicians!

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    No! Clearly "One" should be spelled "wan" for the sake of all us Glaswegian folk! ;D

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    clearly the more you help some people, the more you cripple them.

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    Hey I went from an Isolating language like Chinese to a synthetic language like english. If I can learn it, somebody who can't be bothered to even know what the two terms I referenced above should be able to grasp the english language.

    I'm not even that good in the english languages. For example I have a ridiculously difficult time with english theory (ie grammar); by which I mean the rules for grammar are not actively processed. I learned through observation.

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